Things I never want to see or hear on another metal album again.
- Thread starter Cheiron
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edgeofthorns
24 Hours Ago...
Kenneth R. said:
I totally agree dude! I know some of that stuff has it's place, but it gets a little old after awhile. We need one more song with some sort of a reference to hell in it!
BlindPanzer
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Jim LotFP
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Yippee38
Living the dream!
Yippee38
Living the dream!
Cheiron said:
LOL!
I WIN!
Actually, it's just hard to "be metal" when you're walking around humming an Abba tune.
Kenneth R.
Cináed
To beat my personal dead horse -
Heavy metal bands being described as "goth," usually because the band features a female singer and/or symphonic music.
Also, a general moratorium on covers of Britney Spears songs. They weren't good songs to begin with and she's such an obvious target that any irony in covering her songs has long since faded.
Heavy metal bands being described as "goth," usually because the band features a female singer and/or symphonic music.
Also, a general moratorium on covers of Britney Spears songs. They weren't good songs to begin with and she's such an obvious target that any irony in covering her songs has long since faded.
Kenneth R.
Cináed
Wings. Flying. Crawling.
come on. left foot. right foot. walking is okay. you can do it. we don't need to hear about how you learned to fly because if i hear another song with that as a lyric i'm getting out a shotgun and playing duckhunt.
come on. left foot. right foot. walking is okay. you can do it. we don't need to hear about how you learned to fly because if i hear another song with that as a lyric i'm getting out a shotgun and playing duckhunt.
Yippee38
Living the dream!
AMBR
Metal Grandma
Ok, so let me get this straight.
Metal bands should not sing about:
dark, black, darkness, night, blackness, satan,heart, dreams, soul, frozen, cold, frost, fires and flames, galctic caveman warriors something whatever wardrobes, The Writing on the Wall or the Mirror Never Lies, my life sucks i want to die, anything referencing once being blind but now being able to see, or in anyway reversing that statement, or Led Zeppelin references, and of course, the beating essence that keeps me alive, even in my nightly visions, is driven by my very spirit, which is forever solid from the frigid, post-sun opaque world that I dwell in.
(yes, I copied and pasted. I have no life. )
Soooooo, what the fuck do you want them to sing about? My dog ate my homework, drank my beer, screwed my wife and took my truck to Atlanta? Sounds a little too country to me. Give me dragons and wolves. Metal needs more of that!
Metal bands should not sing about:
dark, black, darkness, night, blackness, satan,heart, dreams, soul, frozen, cold, frost, fires and flames, galctic caveman warriors something whatever wardrobes, The Writing on the Wall or the Mirror Never Lies, my life sucks i want to die, anything referencing once being blind but now being able to see, or in anyway reversing that statement, or Led Zeppelin references, and of course, the beating essence that keeps me alive, even in my nightly visions, is driven by my very spirit, which is forever solid from the frigid, post-sun opaque world that I dwell in.
(yes, I copied and pasted. I have no life.
)Soooooo, what the fuck do you want them to sing about? My dog ate my homework, drank my beer, screwed my wife and took my truck to Atlanta? Sounds a little too country to me. Give me dragons and wolves. Metal needs more of that!
AMBR said:
Agreed. Just because those themes have been overdone badly doesn't meant that they are completely unsuable...it's just a matter of using them as archetypes instead of cliches
AMBR
Metal Grandma
Imagikafan
AKA Pooch - Mark
AMBR said:nicely spoken, you rule.
Thanks...it's the way I also defend my habit of reading vampire novels.
AngraRULES
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