Things my girlfriend and I have argued about

[Wolff]

Quite hillarious...

 

[Orchid]

Hehehe, funny stuff, but..

Her fondness for stripping totally naked and going into a room with a group of equally nude men - acquaintances or total strangers, she doesn't care which - to get sweaty. Or 'a sauna', as she likes to call it.

What's so special or irritating about this?
Brits...!

 

[HoserHellspawn]

That's it. That's their thing - they apparently just argue.

See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) "Those trousers make your backside look fat." (b) "You're a repellently obese old hag upon whom I am compelled to heap insults and derision - depressingly far removed from the 'stupid, squeaky, pocket-sized English women' who make up my vast catalogue of former lovers and to whom I might as well return right now as I hate everything about you." Maybe the acoustics were really bad in the dining room, or something.

Although, I do love the sense of dry British bitterness that seeps through the entire LONG page of writing about his arguments with his girlfriend. Can you say "obsession"?

 

[justus x]

"But it's not just the vasectomy thing per se that gets me primed for the approaching row. First is the fact she tries to sell it by saying "Well, [one of her idiot friend]'s [stupid husband] had it." - like that's going to carry any weight. I have a fair number of female friends who're up for two-women-one-man, three-in-a-bed romps - but I'm not going to make much headway with that argument, am I? "

"I came home from work on Friday and, as I wearily opened the door into the house, Peter heard me entering and poked his head out of the living room.
'Hello, Papa - I've missed you.' he shouts. From within the living room Margret's voice calls out to him 'No you haven't, Peter.'"

As vile and repulsive as I find the practice of saying lol, I in fact did when I read that one.

 

[Wolff]

I think it's funny, although I doubt its complete veracity. Anyway...

 

[Lee_B]

Hmmm.. some of these are identical to the "Things We Argue About" column in Guardian Magazine on Saturday.. It may be the same couple, but it doesn't look like it.

 

[Opet]

I can almost understand the degree of harshness when you say "Sometimes, though, she goes completely Margret..." I mean, if you're naming an extreme emotion after her...haha, that's got to be tough. And what's the deal with men wanting to wear women's underwear?! I didn't get even a quarter of the way through that list of reasons why you two argue. So, you're in it for the long haul I take it. You're NOT going to end it. How loyal and true yet crazy of you. Good luck, man!

 

[Jo]

she said "Well, you're weird because you didn't see your mother naked often enough." Hello? Hello?

eewww