things that are pissing me off because i was up all night

[Baliset]

i am quick to annoyance today seeing as how i am sleep-deprived and here are the two things driving me nuts right now.

1. I watched the movie valentine last night and while it is mostly standard slasher fare, it did make an attempt at a decent plot twist type thing which made it interesting to watch and try to figure out. however, the more i think about the movie the more i get confused because the plot twist makes less and less sense every minute! but my brain just keeps thinking about it nonstop.

2. Ok the receptionist at my work who normally irks me anyway gets a big cup of coffee every morning(like any good employee). So then she usually goes to the bathroom like at least 2-3 times before i go to lunch which is not a horrible thing because i do the same alot of the time. what pisses me off is that she has been doing this for months but every day she always will tell me she's off to the bathroom and follow it with the same annoying voice saying " i just should not drink coffee." then don't drink coffee! don't tell me everyday for a month that you shouldn't and persist in drinking it!

and now the computer is giving me problems!

AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!

 

[xfer]

then don't stay up all night!!!

 

[Baliset]

i couldn't help it. i had the worst case of insomnia ever.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

OMG # 2 would drive me batshit. I hate people that say the same damn annoying thing in the office.

 

[The Dope]

One solution: Kill her and leave town.

 

[FrostGiant]

Just quit your job. Problem #2 solved.

 

[xfer]

Add ipecac syrup to her coffee every day for a week. I bet she'll quit soon after.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i was gonna say something about peeing a lot, but then i realized how people are happier when you dont discuss things like that, even in a humorous way.

 

[minxnim]

you should get your repeptionist a roll of duct tape for her mouth. or one of those portable pee cups or something. i'm sorry you have insomnia. take some valerian.

 

[Baliset]

i don't see a problem with discussing it. i mean if you are the kind of person who orders a great one sized dunkin donuts coffee(me), then you have to face up to the consequences that you are doomed to pee ever half hour for a good portion of the day. nothing weird about that. just nature.

 

[xfer]

...and you also have to face up to your subsequent insomnia!!!

 

[xfer]

(sorry Greg. I can't resist.)

 

[Baliset]

i haven't had coffee in like a month. this insomnia was not caused by any foreign substance.

 

[minxnim]

take valerian!

also, i try to avoid the consequences of my heavy sunburst C and ginseng tea drinking, to no avail. i keep telling myself my body will adjust and i wont have to pee as much someday, but it's all a lie.

 

[avi]

the puppies in my house have been keeping me up almost every night, but last night was actually restful. thank goodness for post-neuter sleepiness.

 

[xfer]

Greg, I think avi was giving you some insomnia-cure advice.

 

[goatschool]

i am annoyed that VD is approaching. who the fuck needs to be reminded of VD incessantly?

 

[FuSoYa]

I am reminded of VD every time I try to pee.

 

[deadair]

cuz it burns toby, or because of the warts?

 

[azal]

how anyone can function without coffee is beyond me...

and...the receptionist's Christmas present for next year is an obvious one.