Things to accomplish before you die

[KillerRobot]

I'm bored, so I thought of this little cute topic. Write the things you wish to accomplish before you die. Also write down ones that you've already checked off your list.

[ ] Go on a drunken quest in Europe
[ ] Write tons of brutal/epic metal
[ ] Have a threesome with two hot identical twins dressed as schoolgirls with pigtails
[ ] Tour in a band
[ ] Listen to a bunch of black metal while camping with my friends in a spooky ass forest (pretty simple... don't know why I havn't done this already)

I havn't had the chance to check off any of them yet, but I'm only 17. Hopefully I'll have the chance to do some of those soon, kekekeke. I'll add more later if I think of some more.

 

[Mazah]

[ ] Manage a Metal label
[ ] Move to Norway
[ ] Become a member of Arcturus
[x] Have the hottest girlfriend on the planet
[ ] Make a clone of my girlfriend, and have a threesome with her, and the original one.
[ ] Invent a space where time stands still and continue having the above mentioned there for eternity.

 

[TrailofDeath]

[ ] Manage a Metal label
[ ] Move to Norway
[ ] Become a member of Arcturus
[x] Have the hottest girlfriend on the planet
[ ] Make a clone of my girlfriend, and have a threesome with her, and the original one.
[ ] Invent a space where time stands still and continue having the above mentioned there for eternity.

Obviously we're going to need pics of your girlfriend to see if she is the hottest girlfriend on the planet, preferably nude and naked ones:Smokin: .

 

[KillerRobot]

Obviously we're going to need pics of your girlfriend to see if she is the hottest girlfriend on the planet, preferably nude and naked ones:Smokin: .

Yeeah, I'm going to second that.

 

[Mazah]

I new you guys would catch that... We'll see. Ecxept for the nudity... If you want nudity, i can give you a picture of the singer of Farmakon drunk after sauna..? Our would you prefer a female? Marko is quite fluffy...

 

[sorceron]

I new you guys would catch that... We'll see. Ecxept for the nudity... If you want nudity, i can give you a picture of the singer of Farmakon drunk after sauna..? Our would you prefer a female? Marko is quite fluffy...

heheh. its not exactly jerk material but that would be funny.

 

[Mazah]

http://ltl.tkk.fi/~timofeev/HPIM0334.JPG

We actually had a gig last night. Marko did the show wearing only socks, shues and his bass. I expected the cops to rush in at any moment but nothing happend... I've heard that's illegal in Finland...

 

[sorceron]

hahah

 

[TrailofDeath]

That shit's funny! But oh yeah FEMALE please!

 

[Magrathean]

Good topic.

[x] get into uni
[x] get all Dark Tranquillity releases, including bonus tracks
[ ] get all Dark Tranquillity bootlegs
[ ] finish my career
[ ] move in with my girlfriend
[ ] study physics and neurology
[ ] move to Ireland
[ ] get a stable job
[ ] do important research
[ ] write a few novels and release a few albums
[ ] be called to be one of the first Mars colonizers
[ ] go to Mars with my girlfriend

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

I want to go on a European tour with a successful band, either headlining or supporting an act I love... not so simple, but I will make it happen

 

[NeverHadACoolNICKkname]

[x] Have the hottest girlfriend on the planet
[ ] Make a clone of my girlfriend, and have a threesome with her, and the original one.
[ ] Invent a space where time stands still and continue having the above mentioned there for eternity.

[ ] Do Mazah's Girlfriend
[ ] Win a bracelet at the World Series of Poker (WSOP)
[ ] Marry my ex-girlfriend (The greates girl in the world and love of my life)
[ ] Go on tour with A.W. as the Designated Drink uke:
[ ] Buy a brand new Ferrari, and pay cash for it
[ ] Have a Big house and put a really nice recording studio in it
[ ] Play Heads-up for a WPT title with by best friend Chris(Lifty)
[ ] Graduate from Collage (Guess I better start going to collage then, huh?)
[x] Be a Bad Ass!
[ ] Do Stand-up comedy

 

[sorceron]

[ ] Do Mazah's Girlfriend

woah

[ ] Go on tour with A.W. as the Designated Drink uke:

sounds like you are already "drink"

 

[Mazah]

[ ] Do Mazah's Girlfriend
[X] Do Stand-up comedy

A little correction...

 

[sorceron]

ha

 

[Vex Loser]

-Release a few albums/EPs
-Tour Europe
-Write and publish several novels
-Finish my Master's Degree
-Get a teaching job
-Become a Fulltime Drunkard
-Read and fully comprehend "Ulysses" by James Joyce
-Get several book reviews published in scholarly journals
-Live under a bridge for a year
-Have a Komodo Dragon as a pet
-Smoke a joint with George Carlin
-Become attractive somehow
-Live amongst penguins in Antarctica for a year
-Live amongst peasants in Moscow for 3 years
-Open an Opium Den in Uzbekistan
-Own every note that King Crimson ever recorded
-Smoke several joints with David Cross
-Spent an entire night drinking with Steve Harris
-Get Eric Johnson to record a solo on one of my albums
-Form a progressive rock band

 

[KeithRT99]

[ ]to kill a man by only using my mind... and get away with it.
[ ]Release an album or 6
[ ]move to europe

 

[BrandonS]

[ ] Become one of the most respected prog-rock/metal bands.
[ ] Lose virginity to a hot chick.
[ ] Live to be 21.
[ ] Learn to low growl and increase high vocal range..

Things I have yet to do.
I didn't really post this, it's just your imagination, so if anyone asks, I will deny it.

Wait Mazah, isn't that your hot girlfriend in your avatar? Wow.

 

[sorceron]

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Wait Mazah, isn't that your hot girlfriend in your avatar? Wow.

hahah

 

[Mr. Nekrophetamine]

+Star in a porno - either direct it, supporting role, or "money shot"
+Get drunk at a bar
+ Marry the chick of my dreams - who I've found, I just have to get rid of her parents
+ Be in a band - as long as its not uber-hardcore, straight-edge... ish.
+ Buy an ESP guitar
+ Visit any other country that isn't Mexico
+ Break a bone or few
+ Plan my death