Things we NEED to know about one another...

[S4R]

In spirit of the holiday season, I think it is time we all get to know each other better, and what better way do that than telling the beautiful people of this forum the aspects of your body you find most annoying. I'll get this party started ...


I often wake up with a creamy film on my lips and my teeth, it is very annoying, just another thing I have to take care of as I stumble around the apartment half asleep every morning. My feet also sweat a lot, they have no reason to do so, I am not terribly active, they just sweat for no reason (and yes I try and combat the smell for the safety of those around me).

And I think I speak for everyone in regards to this...I find it very annoying that when I make a fist I can only stick my ring finger up half way. Why did mother nature have to play this cruel trick on us? I want to have some type of surgery to have those muscles or ligaments (whatever connects the pinky to the ring finger) seperated, so my ring finger can stand proud and tall all by itself.

 

[Soulreaper]

Lets just all make a one big orgy and get it over with !

 

[Saphira]

Soul4Raziel...
That was a cute post.. hehe..

What I hate eh.?
I hate the fact that my hair will not grow faster. It's to my belly button which I know is fairly long, but I want it to my ass and it just seems to be taking forever!
I also hate the way I get cautious around guys because I've just been fucked over by so many of them, not saying you beautiful males have anything to do it with.. .. just saying I wish that feeling of 'rejection' would disappear I guess... *le sigh*
Annnd... to top it off, I hate the fact that I never seem serious on this board... ever!


I'll probably add to this list later on when I think of something...

† Stay metal, my pretties...

 

[ricochet]

I hate that! No matter how hard I try I cannot get my ring finger to stand up all the way. I dislike tweezing my eyebrows, but it is necessary in order to prevent a unibrow. I also don't like to shave. So, sometimes I go several days past the point of where I need to shave and often look scruffy. I don't really care as no one says anything to me. I guess my main problems are hair related. Also, I am growing out my hair...so that's a mess at the moment. It will eventually be out of the awkward stage.

Hair sucks! I just want to be like Powder. He had no body hair at all.

I also tend to come home and put on my pajamas. I hate wearing uncomfortable clothes. Sometimes on the weekends I just wear them all day long and am totally unaware of the rest of the world.

 

[Belial]

Hmph... I could say some really sick things right now, but I won't.

 

[Saphira]

^Pokes Belial^
I dare you...

 

[Sadistik]

Yes the ring-finger dilemma pisses me off as well. I wish I had more control of it, as I suck at doing 3 finger bass... so, Steve Digiorgio, when I get that surgery S4R wa talking about WATCH YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Belial]

You don't want me to say what popped in my mind when I read this post, Saphira, and I'll leave it at that.

 

[S4R]

Originally posted by Belial
You don't want me to say what popped in my mind when I read this post, Saphira, and I'll leave it at that.

Hey , I know what your thinking, and the creamy film has nothing to do with that.

 

[Jayde]

my eyes! One of them can look straight at a person, but one or the other must wander slightly to the side. It may not seem like a big deal, but when you can't cast meaningful glares, glances, or stares then it gets pretty vexing. I hate it when people ask "are you looking at me? I can't tell" Although it is cool that I can switch them off. If you're right up close to me, they're straight. But you know the whole "locking gazes acrossed the room" thing? That could never happen for me. It's just this constant little thing that I'm always aware of.

 

[Jayde]

oh, and I have to many moles. and my pinky toes work independently of the rest of my feet. They stick way out the side and if I try to wiggle my toes, they wiggle the opposite way of the rest. They've got minds of their own!

 

[DrX]

I am fucked up
fucked up
fucked up
everything about my body annoys me and I want to kill myself.....

 

[Jayde]

be happy! Be mesmerized by the dance of the smilies:

 

[Jayde]

and this one:

:hotjump: :hotjump:

 

[Misanthrope]

am i the only one here who hates his body? everthing about it?

 

[SentencedToBurn]

jayde, your avatar rules. who can forget the annoying lost souls from DOOM
i have a problem with my hair too. it wont grow fast enough either. i wish there was some type of medicine i could take for it.

 

[TyrantOfFlames]

Great thread idea!

Let' see:

I look stupid with long hair. That's right folks, I tried to grow it out once, but it just looks bad on me. Maybe one day I will try again.

I, too, have to pluck my eyebrows. I don't tell too many people about that though.

My metabolism is too fast. I don't like food, but I am forced to eat all too often. It also makes me a bit thinner than I would like.

I'm short. (5'8", that's about 1.75m to you non-americans). I can live with that though.

 

[Belial]

Of all my features I like my beard the least. I love the way it looks and all, but I'm just too lazy to shave, trim, and shape it all the time. Lately I've been entertaining the thought of just shaving the whole damn thing off to make the job simpler, but I like the way it looks, so...

 

[Sadistik]

I walk funny. People always joke about it. It's like I gimp my left leg or something. My friend says it looks like a step normally with my right leg, but it looks like I'm almost pulling my left leg to catch up or something

And Tyrant-I looked SO metal with long hair, but it was too hot here in SoCal, And I sweat alot as it is. Didn't help.

 

[BillowOfZeal]

Slight beer gut.......i have been getting dry scalp easy...sometimes when i have been up all night if you look really close you can see a lazy eye (not too bad though). my long hair gets really frizzy sometimes. I think that is about it, i hope