things you do when drunk

[Greg B.]

just wondering which of these things I do is the least odd

 

[BigFakeSmile]

*sympathy post

 

[azal]

ouch.


I often take somewhat ugly girls home when I'm drunk.

 

[azal]

and by the time I wake up, the "somewhat" part no longer applies.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i voted for the option with ME in it btg

 

[Profanity]

I don't have the time to read all those options.

 

[Baliset]

ITT: i'm REALLY not surprised

 

[minxnim]

Zzzzzzzzing

 

[mousewings]

I think drunk posting on message boards is routine (at least in places I visit)

 

[Manbient]

when i am drunk i often get turned on and then go to my favorite porn website where i look at the girls on their webcams and i pretend that they want to talk to me but cant reach me so i pretend that if i masturbate to them then they will have my phone number appear in their head and a phone will be surgically implanted in my ear which only rings when they call and then my girlfriend gets mad at me

 

[Josh Seipp]

i do that and pet the kitten

 

[goatschool]

listen to things i listened to when i was a kid, and think of things that i thought then, and how they can be achieved now. remembering is invigorating in itself, if not in a saddish way.

then i inevitably send minx a message of some sort, a variety of formats, because i'm too afraid to talk to anyone in such a weakened/vulnerable state (even though people can never tell??)!!