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neal said:
more like mammaries aaahahahqwhehahaha1@#1@!
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harharhar!:p



so my consumption list for today goes as follows:

veggie burger
apple
cup of yogurt
bbq chicken sandwich
green beans & carrots
2 bowls of frozen yogurt
banana
personal sized pizza
chips and queso (eating right now)

*belch*

wow thats like half of the list i made last sunday. i've got a lot of work to do!

yeah it sucks that the boobs go first. i've still some belly fat i'd like to go away without having my boobs shrivel up anymore. but oh well. i'm too poor to buy new pants anyway, it'll be nice to have the old ones fit again:p
i've practically gone pantless these past couple months!
 
ct_thrash said:
harharhar!:p



so my consumption list for today goes as follows:

veggie burger
apple
cup of yogurt
bbq chicken sandwich
green beans & carrots
2 bowls of frozen yogurt
banana
personal sized pizza
chips and queso (eating right now)

*belch*

wow thats like half of the list i made last sunday. i've got a lot of work to do!

yeah it sucks that the boobs go first. i've still some belly fat i'd like to go away without having my boobs shrivel up anymore. but oh well. i'm too poor to buy new pants anyway, it'll be nice to have the old ones fit again:p
i've practically gone pantless these past couple months!
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That's fairly healthy. What did I eat today...

Banana
bunch of watermelon
animal cookies
okra
corn on the cob
cole slaw
take 5 candy bar
more animal cookies
triscuits
and a bunch of diet sprite. It's not the same as diet coke. :cry:

I want more okra.
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
No kidding, boobs are always the first to go when you lose weight. I lost nearly 30 pounds this year, comfortably fit into a 38C, I've gained 15 in the last couple of months and it's soooo tight. Wish my ass would go away and not the boobage. :cry:
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Try cycling. I'm a mountain biker and you have to see the asses and legs of the girls that bike. WOW. Gotta see my ass. WOW. Rock solid.
 
ct_thrash said:
okra!!2@ :kickass:
luckyyy!!!

whoa i forgot we have a deep fryer. grocery store tomorrow! :kickass:
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It was good too. Not as good as homemade, but Marshall's BBQ does an okay job. I need to watch my mother do it some day so I can learn how to get the okra and onions super tasty and crisp like hers.
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
It was good too. Not as good as homemade, but Marshall's BBQ does an okay job. I need to watch my mother do it some day so I can learn how to get the okra and onions super tasty and crisp like hers.
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if you buy the pre-breaded frozen kind, its reeeeally easy. just pour a bunch of oil in a pan and dump them in. and they're done when they look right. only takes a few minutes, or use a deep fryer and its twice as fast. mmm there's nothing like the smell of okra frying. nothing!:Spin:
 
ct_thrash said:
if you buy the pre-breaded frozen kind, its reeeeally easy. just pour a bunch of oil in a pan and dump them in. and they're done when they look right. only takes a few minutes, or use a deep fryer and its twice as fast. mmm there's nothing like the smell of okra frying. nothing!:Spin:
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I wish those little bastards hadn't stolen my porch sittin' equipment. Okra is the best porch food. I like to watch the lightning bugs and throw things at children whilst I porch sit.
 
aww. yeah that indeed sounds nice :cool:
*rocks in her imaginery rocking chair on her imaginery porch eating imaginery okra hearing imaginery mexican music blasting down the street*
 
ct_thrash said:
aww. yeah that indeed sounds nice :cool:
*rocks in her imaginery rocking chair on her imaginery porch eating imaginery okra hearing imaginery mexican music blasting down the street*
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Don't forget the imaginary loud bass, imaginary low rider, the imaginary yelling of "CABRON!", and the imaginary soccer balls whizzing past your face. All that in their FRONT YARD.

I yearn for a creaky old porch swing to swing on while my animals swarm around me. Like Snow White. Or Ellie May Clampett. :dopey:
 
Don't forget the imaginary loud bass, imaginary low rider, the imaginary yelling of "CABRON!", and the imaginary soccer balls whizzing past your face. All that in their FRONT YARD.
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Such is the joy of living in the border states. Last week I watched one of the most ridiculously chicano lowriders I've ever seen drive down the street, and when he honked his horn, it was freaking "La Cucaracha." Funny thing was, the guy who got out of the car was really white. I live in a very confused neighborhood.
 
sknight said:
White people on porches? I guess those red states are very different from us.

My ass is mine and only mine. No one may bounce quarters off it, mostly for safety reasons. It might just bounce back hard and hit you in the eye.
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You're too bootylicious for me.


We sit out on our porches until we see black people, then we get scared and go inside.
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
Don't forget the imaginary loud bass, imaginary low rider, the imaginary yelling of "CABRON!", and the imaginary soccer balls whizzing past your face. All that in their FRONT YARD.

I yearn for a creaky old porch swing to swing on while my animals swarm around me. Like Snow White. Or Ellie May Clampett. :dopey:
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haha for some reason that reminded me of one night when i was sitting on my old house's front porch, late at night, relaxing. all of a sudden i hear this "click click click click" and there goes a mexican in full cowboy garb running down the sidewalk. not like he was in a hurry though. just out for a jog in the dark, in cowboy boots and hat. :lol:
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
You're too bootylicious for me.


We sit out on our porches until we see black people, then we get scared and go inside.
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Don't make eye contact, though. Out here, we realized that they are proactively intimidatory and when pushed, they are cowards and back down. So no one really gives them any attention.

But still, whiteys on the front porches? Porch-honkeys. I can make off-color jokes because I'm colored myself.

And yes, you appear to be one of the hotties I speak of here. I know I'm your hot male counterpart.
 
Necromunchkin said:
Such is the joy of living in the border states. Last week I watched one of the most ridiculously chicano lowriders I've ever seen drive down the street, and when he honked his horn, it was freaking "La Cucaracha." Funny thing was, the guy who got out of the car was really white. I live in a very confused neighborhood.
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Maybe he was the banker and was repossessing it :loco:
 
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