This board has hot women on it

[Necromunchkin]

A possibility. But I've found with a lot of the mexican nationals is, they pay off their cars first and foremost. They'll miss rent and live on social wellfare and their kids will be dressed in rags, but they always have money for their cars and to keep them "customized" and for Bud Light...

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Don't make eye contact, though. Out here, we realized that they are proactively intimidatory and when pushed, they are cowards and back down. So no one really gives them any attention.

But still, whiteys on the front porches? Porch-honkeys. I can make off-color jokes because I'm colored myself.

And yes, you appear to be one of the hotties I speak of here. I know I'm your hot male counterpart.

I can make off colored jokes, cos I enjoy white jokes just as much. Unless you make fun of Barry Manilow. I'll stomp your face in if you touch Barry.

Yeah I'm hot. My AC is still broken. I should start sleeping on the porch with the dog and a fan. Then I might get stolen too.

 

[sknight]

Air conditioners cost 100 bucks. Buy one. Be cool, be happy. If not, sleep on your porch, but make sure you get a Lojack installed somewhere in you so we can recover you when they vatos take you home with them.

"Hey baby...psht psht psht"

Barry is ok, but you porch-honkeys have Yanni.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha thats one thing i really do miss. seeing mexicans in their overly customized cars and big pickups with big cowboy hat decals on the back window and big airbrushed paintings of the dallas skyline and nekkid latin women on their tailgates with the obligatory "BOOM boom BOOM boom BOOM boom *accordion* BOOM boom" blasting out and shaking the whole street. *sigh*

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

How about their last names in old english font across the back window of their trucks? Snazzy.

I have a window unit. Turning it on = too cold. Off = too hot. It's about 2500 to fix the central AC. Cara doesn't know that I'm coming to live with them, their AC, and the kitties in August when it gets super hot.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Damn, cara. The ribs in your avatar are making so very hungry.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

How about their last names in old english font across the back window of their trucks? Snazzy.

I have a window unit. Turning it on = too cold. Off = too hot. It's about 2500 to fix the central AC. Cara doesn't know that I'm coming to live with them, their AC, and the kitties in August when it gets super hot.

yeah and have you noticed that the lettering is usually off center?

oh yay a closet mate!
yeah central AC is very nice. my parents new house is my first experience with it. almost too convenient!

 

[sknight]

sleep with your head in the fridge or the freezer. That helps and I'm sure many people on the internet would be more than happy to oblige you by putting your head in their freezer.

 

[sknight]

You know, this is an odd thread.

And my 3.7 gigs of porn is excessive. 70% of which is Asian stuff.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

this odd thread has brought back many a delightful memory

your porn isn't excessive as long as you use it all

 

[sknight]

My porn is too large and broad in its spectrum to be consumed by only one person. In fact, I equate the excellence of my porn collection to seeing the face of god or the Arc of the Covenant. Most people won't be able to handle what's contained within this folder.

BTW- I see you're a Kreator fan. I just got my copy of EoG signed by the band, as well as my ooooollld copy of Endless Pain. They stopped by a record store in my town. Adding that to my personal collection of Celtic Frost stuff.

 

[lizard]

And Sammeh ... what the fucking kind of thug is prowling around stealing rocking chairs and potted plants?

Hell's Grannies

 

[zmetallica]

You know, this is an odd thread.

And my 3.7 gigs of porn is excessive. 70% of which is Asian stuff.

how is that excessive. most of the porn i see on torrent sites to dl are all CD sized. thats only like 6CDs worth of porn...

 

[sknight]

Compressed.

Almost all of it is backdoor stuff.

 

[Dying Freedom]

You should get something with Teagan Presley in it. :Spin:

 

[sknight]

I have them all. She's quite the cute one. She does it all, including some really weird stuff. I'd put a ring on her finger if I ever met her. Her and Eva Angelina (the way she used to look before all the work). I'd make sure to never do her without a rubber, but then what's the point if I can't feel all of that?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

 

[sknight]

Hmmmm....If I didn't know better...

 

[Lord Foul]

You know, this is an odd thread.

And my 3.7 gigs of porn is excessive. 70% of which is Asian stuff.

3.7 gigs of porn is just fine as long as you didn't misspell that last word. Because 2.7 gigs of Asian snuff would be pretty creepy.

 

[sknight]

I have snuff, too.