This board has hot women on it

Well, how do I know if you're a cop? And one never trades their porn with a member of the opposite sex. They view it with the opposite sex, so as to create the potential to recreate scenes in said porno flicks (except for the murder part, but I have no problem with staging one).
 
I've been trolling around UM.com for a couple of days and I still wholeheartedly believe this board is the one with the hotties on it. Apparently Nevermore seems to have more of that zing for you ladies than any of the others. I guess Threshold is too boring for you??
 
Dead_Lioness said:
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"I vant to suck you ... BLOOD! Blood, dude, totally BLOOD!"

... you know all of those Sesame Steet characters were totally going at it off-camera ... in fact, there are these 2 English teachers at my school who are like the Bert and Ernie of this generation.

*avoids thinking about Cara or Sammeh's boobies since it's like a weird form of cyber-incest*

... hah, I almost typed "Bobbies." That makes me feel sorry for all those kids named Bobbie because of how often that mistake must be made with their name. But I have no mercy for people named Dick ... because that's just their own dam fault.
 
sknight said:
Well, how do I know if you're a cop? And one never trades their porn with a member of the opposite sex. They view it with the opposite sex, so as to create the potential to recreate scenes in said porno flicks (except for the murder part, but I have no problem with staging one).

You're no fun. I want some necrophilia porn. I guess I'll go watch Nekromantik. Since you're so selfish.


I feel sorry for Dick Trickle. If your name is Richard Trickle, why make it worse and call yourself "Dick"??. Nevermind, I don't feel sorry for him, he's a flaming idiot.
 
WTF.
Sknight, go die.
You sound like a fucking horny 16 years old teenager.
"hot chicks" "hot chicks" "a hot metal chick"
What a moron.
20$ that you havn't touched a "real hot chick" in a decade, if at all.



LAME THREAD.
 
WolfsTail said:
WTF.
Sknight, go die.
You sound like a fucking horny 16 years old teenager.
"hot chicks" "hot chicks" "a hot metal chick"
What a moron.
20$ that you havn't touched a "real hot chick" in a decade, if at all.



LAME THREAD.
OMG- how did you know I was 16???

You know, this thread has a lot of participation for something so stupid and spearheaded by myself.
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
You're no fun. I want some necrophilia porn. I guess I'll go watch Nekromantik. Since you're so selfish.


I feel sorry for Dick Trickle. If your name is Richard Trickle, why make it worse and call yourself "Dick"??. Nevermind, I don't feel sorry for him, he's a flaming idiot.
Which reminds me-it sucks when I pee and I can't shake enough to prevent that little wet spot. Sucks when my dick still trickles.