THIS GUY should be the new bloodbath singer

Gijs: "I am Gijs, and I'm gonna sing something that's a little different. I'm a singer in a metal band."
Left guy: "Oh, what kind of vocals then?"
Gijs: "Well, it's officially called 'grunts', and..."
Left: "Oooh, you can grunt?"
Gijs: "Yeah, in Dutch they call it 'yelling'"
Women: "Rrrright"
Left: "Go ahead"

Gijs starts singing

Gijs: "And now the chorus"
continues

Women: "Nice lyrics..."
Gijs: "Yeah indeed nice lyrics eh"
Left: "Well, I think it's really really good, and I'm looking forward to seeing you sing requests from the audience in the theater."
Gijs: "Well I'll do them in my own style I guess."
Left: "Let's hear you sing Your Song, by Elton John..."
Gijs: "What?"
Left: "Your Song, by Elton John."
Gijs: "Never heard of"

Girlfriend: "I hope he doesn't pass the test. He's never gonna make it"

Left: "I think Eric's gonna grunt now, he can do it as well"
Right: "But he can do it better. Anyway, he's good at this, but it's also very limited"
Woman: "I don't see how you can become a pop idol..."
Gijs: "Okay, I hope you enjoyed it"
Left: "Well I sure did, Gijs"
Woman: "Absolutely"
Gijs: "Okay see ya"

Gijs: "Yeah I didn't pass the test, like I expected."
Woman: "You expected not to pass?"
Gijs: "Sure, this is my way of singing eh."

Right: "It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside"
Left: "Yeah, look you can do it as well"

Woman: "You've had the chance to let them hear what you can do"
Gijs: "Yeah, indeed, I've done my work and I'm happy about it."

Girlfriend: "If Gijs passed, I'm gonna hit him, or I'll scream"

Gijs: "Nope, didn't pass, sorry"
Girlfriend: "But you knew you wouldn't"
*growl happily together*



Sorry my translation ain't very well but I don't feel like spending too much time on this.
 
Gijs... what a completely cool name.


Note: I don't speak a word of Dutch.
 
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