...Well, he did..... now he's just got one.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/19863795
Warrington Wolves prop Paul Wood has had a testicle removed after rupturing it in Saturday's Grand Final defeat by Leeds Rhinos.
The 30-year-old was injured early in the second half but played on before going to hospital after the match.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/19863795