Chuck Norris - From the Devin Townsend forum

[Sinister Mephisto]

im sick of chuck norris

Chuck Norris is sick of you. Therefore, you don't exist.

 

[enjoi17]

soo true

 

[predator666]

pwned...

 

[The Soulforged]

i took a roundhouse kick to the face..and damn it hurt

 

[Earth Breather]

i took a roundhouse kick to the face..and damn it hurt

If you took a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck, you wouldn't be here right now.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

im sick of chuck norris

+1

Here's another thing you didn't know about Norris:
31) Lee pwns him

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

that's the second thread a n00b makes about him after my great thread with several fun stuff, now everyone is tired

HAH

 

[Valerie]

Chuck Norris does not believe in God.







God believes in Chuck Norris.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Roundhouse kicks to the face for everyone!!!

 

[bodomite]

(takes Chucks foor and throws him) HAH Take that mr know it all hahahaha
just playin dood

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

Roundhouse kicks to the face for everyone!!!

Chuck wouldn't be a member here. He has better things to do.:Smug:

 

[Chuck Norris]

this is HILARIOUS
i didn't even finish reading before coming here to post it



³

Thank you Yanko for informing everyone of my accomplishments, congratulations as you will only get one roundhouse kick instead of the standard Norris double whammy.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

Chuck Norris does not believe in God.
God believes in Chuck Norris.

Didn't someone say he was God..........whateva.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Actually I am doing everything in the world right now. I'm typing this with my 5th penis as we speak.

 

[bodomite]

HAHAHAHAH
wtf ppl

 

[Chuck Norris]

Maybe this has been posted before? If not, pretty funny!


http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET


I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

Thank you for keeping my legacy alive. Only one roundhouse kick for you as well.

 

[bodomite]

 

[Chuck Norris]

HAHAHAHAH
wtf ppl

Thomas you remember that pony you always wanted as a boy? Go check outside.

Yeah I can do that...

 

[bodomite]

wow
give Yanko another one............. he lost the other one

 

[bodomite]

WOW REALLY?!?!?!?!
OMG I LOVE YOU CHUCK I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILD!!!!