Chuck Norris - From the Devin Townsend forum

[Tut Ankh Amon]

How do you pretend to get your leg broken in three places in less than a second?

Lee Pwns!

being chuck norris, silly

 

[Caedere]

Lee Pwns!

hell fucking yeah he does!!

haha i think we're the only 2 idiots against the whole cobhc forum with this discussion

 

[Heavenscent]

But chuck norris has a beard.

 

[Regretful]

But chuck norris has a beard.

yep, so he gets 100 cool points from me

 

[Heavenscent]

Charles Bronson was in the same league.

 

[Valerie]

Bruce Lee is dead.


Long live the Chuck, plzkthxbye.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

Charles Bronson was in the same league.

Not even, Bronson pwns everyone! He's like amazing in all the Deathwish movies, he's crazy. I would hate to ever look at that fucker wrong.

@Caedere- Don't call us idiots, it doesn't help our case.

 

[-Rivfader-]

Not even, Bronson pwns everyone! He's like amazing in all the Deathwish movies, he's crazy. I would hate to ever look at that fucker wrong.

@Caedere- Don't call us idiots, it doesn't help our case.

Old Cookie face is great in the deathwish series. Always killing those damn rapists.

Somebody buy me these
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/chucknorris/chucknorris.html

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

Old Cookie face is great in the deathwish series. Always killing those damn rapists.

Somebody buy me these
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/chucknorris/chucknorris.html

Galdy, I think everyone should have one of those. I'll buy it for ya if you get me a Bronson action figure that talks.......that would be so sweet.

 

[-Rivfader-]

Galdy, I think everyone should have one of those. I'll buy it for ya if you get me a Bronson action figure that talks.......that would be so sweet.

Oh that would be great if he quoted that one line from one of the Deathwish movies:

"you believe in Jesus son"

"well you are gonna see him here soon"

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

But chuck norris has a beard.

And he's hairier than 4 werewolves.

 

[Caedere]

i have one picture for bruce and chuck

to bad he got his own tv show

 

[Turbo]

chuck norris died 10 years ago, death is just too scared to tell him

That was fucking hilarious, even a second time.

 

[goth_fiend]

i have one picture for bruce and chuck

to bad he got his own tv show

he looks like he's going to shit his pants! WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?!?!

 

[goth_fiend]

That was fucking hilarious, even a second time.

damn right man, that one gets me everytime, guns dont kill people, chuck norris kills people

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

he looks like he's going to shit his pants! WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?!?!

:Spin:

@TheSeldomlaid- Lee is asian, bonus points for surviving the Nuclear Holocaust called the A-Bomb, even though he'd from a different country. Plus he was tall, bounus points for being tall and asian.

 

[BodomiC]

Bruce Lee is dead.


Long live the Chuck, plzkthxbye.

pwnage

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

pwnage

Dude, someone on your said already said Chuck died quite a while ago.

 

[BodomiC]

yeah even so he pwns lee

 

[Turbo]

yeah even so he pwns lee

Yes.