Chuck Norris - From the Devin Townsend forum

[The Soulforged]

holy shit chuck norris!!!! omg i said his name now im gonna geta roundhouse kick in the face

 

[Chuck Norris]

I'm sorry my seed is considered a lethal weapon.

 

[bodomite]

im willing to take the chance

 

[Chuck Norris]

Yes you are. Oh and I just roundhouse kicked a puppy for you too.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Thats what they all say...

 

[Valerie]

Chuck Norris and Vin Deasel are half-brothers.

 

[Valerie]

Every time you say ***** ******, ***** ****** roundhouse kicks a puppy.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Very nice you just saved a puppy from being round house kicked, I've got my karate boots on too.

 

[b r y a n]

Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris

 

[Chuck Norris]

hah,Heres todays Chuck Norecast for you: Looks like pain, with a chance of roundhouse kicking to the face. Wait.. Make that a 100% chance of a roundhouse kick to the face.

 

[Valerie]

The only reason you're not unconscious is because ***** ****** fucked your mom.

 

[The Soulforged]

i have 1000 posts!!!

 

[Chuck Norris]

Congratulations! That's 1000 roundhouse kicks to the face for you.

 

[The Soulforged]

damn....

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

that's the second thread a n00b makes about him after my great thread with several fun stuff, now everyone is tired

HAH

Mine was slightly different. Mine was about Chuck's reaction to the facts while yours was about the facts.

 

[derek]

Chuck Norris and Vin Deasel are half-brothers.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

chuck is way cooler.

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

Chuck Norris had to go back in time and sleep with his own mother. Why?
Because only the seed of Chuck Norris was able to make someone as perfect as
Chuck Norris.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Mine was slightly different. Mine was about Chuck's reaction to the facts while yours was about the facts.

i noticed after i saw the link
and that was after i opened my big big mouth

 

[Turbo]

ah, you need to transfer this to the boards

 

[The Bringer]

As lame as it is, it's actually quite hilarious.