Chuck Norris - From the Devin Townsend forum
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Valerie
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BasilisK 3 7 77 said:
That's exactly what I thought
Chuck Norris taught Keith Richards how to not be killed by conventional weapons. However, while Chuck was sleeping Keith tried to take a razor to Chuck's beard, only to be blown back completely out of the building. The result being a facial diformity and an uncanny abillity to make Mick Jagger look good on stage.
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LadyValerie said:That's exactly what I thought
Chuck Norris taught Keith Richards how to not be killed by conventional weapons. However, while Chuck was sleeping Keith tried to take a razor to Chuck's beard, only to be blown back completely out of the building. The result being a facial diformity and an uncanny abillity to make Mick Jagger look good on stage.
That's very funny. But remember, Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Leandro
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if chuck norris hears you talk something like that you're gonna be ultra-pwned by him.Caedere said:
If you value your ribs, you'd delete that posts now
The Soulforged
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god not her too! in school everybody started tellin chuck norris jokes. it happened in like a day. my myth lit teacher said if anyone says chuck norris they get get deducted 15 pts.
chuck norris believes it's not butter
chuck norris isn't hung like a horse horses are hung like chuck norris
chuck norris believes it's not butter
chuck norris isn't hung like a horse horses are hung like chuck norris
Leandro
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face it, chuck norris would pwn the fuck out of bruce lee.Caedere said:
He's just a skinny asian with a parkinson.
Whilst Chuck Norris is simply the strongest and most skillful one-man-army ever seen on the face of this planet
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dude, delete that.Caedere said:
If chuck norris reads that, you'd wish YOUR balls were made of steel
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How the hell does this get around so fast? My best friend who has never seen this site before just linked me this exact site.
Turbo
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Deadnight Warrior87
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Bruce Lee could pwn anyone, just not the Reaper, otherwise he would still be alive. Chuck Norris isn't that great, although if I really wanted to see some serious pwnage I would put Woody Allen and Chuck Norris in a fight to the death.
I think were all forgetting how hard Lee pwned Norris back in the 70's.
I think were all forgetting how hard Lee pwned Norris back in the 70's.
goth_fiend
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BodomiC
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dont fuck with chuck 
"Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong."
"Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong."
Chuck was pretendingDeadnight Warrior87 said:
Deadnight Warrior87
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How do you pretend to get your leg broken in three places in less than a second?BodomiC said:dont fuck with chuck
"Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong."
Chuck was pretending
Lee Pwns!
