This was sent to me in an email, LOL.

[ForbiddenAngel]

My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a
mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a
bad mood it
leaves a
big f:**kin' red mark on his forehead.


Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond !!!!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

LMAO!!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

*Shrugs* She's very lucky, I wouldn't let anyone get away with hitting me.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Why did the irish guy wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure!

 

[ForbiddenAngel]

lolol

 

[ledmag]

NO LODY>>>>well said.

stil pretty funny though

 

[Karmic]

This was sent to me in an email:

MAKE YOUR COCK 10 INCHES BIGGER!!!!!!!!

 

[jimbobhickville]

I got an email to increase my bust size without surgery. I considered it, but then I'd probably want to play with my tits all day and I don't have 3 hands.

 

[lizard]

I got one that said, "add two or three inches to your length!"

and another that said, "animal porn site? women with pigs, horses, dogs! Click here to see!" I'm glad I didn't.