I bet you've never gotten an email like this:

[joelplagues]

PLEASE, do it for the lolz. if they don't get signed in 6 months report back with full details.

as mentioned just get everything signed. not a single loop hole. cover your ass first. I'm sure you are already aware of that.

I really want to know about professional vocals. wtf have I been recording?

 

[GeertSamuel]

Do it for lolz

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[dan weapon]

Lucky he repeatedly spelled the word HUGE in HUGE text. I wouldn't have known what it meant if he hadn't emphasised it in such a way.

Regarding the job... take it and report back!

 

[ahjteam]

Do it, and remember to include the price for revisions

 

[Skinny Viking]

Do it to build up a superiority complex.

and there it is

 

[Scott Horner]

Do it for the sake of all of us who are curious as to what kind of game-changing tracks these dudes are going to sing-scream our faces off with.

 

[JeffTD]

What the fuck Brian, why would you post my personal correspondance like that?

 

[Harry Hughes]

Who the fuck is Ben Ferris?

Yeah, pretty cool if you've got, say, Jeff Loomis or Mikael Akefeldt doing guest stuff on your album
But Ben Ferris and Tyler Carter? Ummm, are these supposed to be some big shot names in the industry or something? Because fucked if I've even heard of them before this thread

 

[lolzgreg]

What the fuck Brian, why would you post my personal correspondance like that?

 

[PhilTheBeard]

What the fuck Brian, why would you post my personal correspondance like that?

I just spit coffee everywhere!!!! lol

 

[drew_drummer]

Yeah, pretty cool if you've got, say, Jeff Loomis or Mikael Akefeldt doing guest stuff on your album
But Ben Ferris and Tyler Carter? Ummm, are these supposed to be some big shot names in the industry or something? Because fucked if I've even heard of them before this thread

Or even Roy Chubby Brown would be acceptable...

But Ben Ferris....

Who the fuck is Ben Ferris ???

 

[ApeScaleConflict]

You should take HUGE bonus from doing such HUGE amount of HUGENESS to the HUGEMONGOUS and boys record!

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

You should take HUGE bonus from doing such HUGE amount of HUGENESS to the HUGEMONGOUS and boys record!

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

On a side note, I was trying to find the "IT'S GONNA BE HUUUGE" pic of Trump, but apparently a Google Image search for "it's gonna be huge" turns up a LOT of porn. Gay porn.

 

[ApeScaleConflict]

hahaha Trump is gonna be on that record. Brian just needs the dollar-effects that make Trump to sound HUGE!

 

[Sloan]

Make sure your legally protected, be really super strict, up your rate at least twice what it is now, then do it.

 

[frazzlepuff]

He's obviously never had much of a social life, but then neither have most of the 'really' pro musicians i've met so he might be plausable.

I highly doubt it though. Do it for a laugh innit.

 

[brianhood]

What the fuck Brian, why would you post my personal correspondance like that?

HAHAHAHAHA

On a side note, I was trying to find the "IT'S GONNA BE HUUUGE" pic of Trump, but apparently a Google Image search for "it's gonna be huge" turns up a LOT of porn. Gay porn.

turn safe mode back on you perv


and for everyone telling me to do it, i was being completely sarcastic with that question haha. I would never work with a band like this. I've heard the bands music, and it's extremely generic, but the worst part of it is actually his vocals. To be honest, i might actually end up fighting the vocalist if this email is any indication of how he acts in real life.

This is the kind of kid that would blame me for not getting signed, then go around and talk shit about my studio. There is nothing good that could come from recording them.

 

[Joshua Wickman]

All you saying to take the job are fucking crazy. This project would be a nightmare.

"Since we already threw a down payment, we're going to go record there but he doesnt do ANY effects to help the screaming vocals which is not good because telle and tony both have different effects to make them sound how they do, and it if its different on our tracks, then they will not have it."

This means he can not scream right here. Kids who suck think people who can really scream good cheat and use effects. They will come in and be terrible and expect to sound as good as so and so with some effects.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

All you saying to take the job are fucking crazy.

Or just used to the fact that every once in a while you'll work on a project that just ain't cool. Money talks.