Tickling

[Black neon bob]

wtf is going here? farting, tickling, squirting..

 

[espjunkie]

Marcus you spent 160 bucks on a sex chair lmao

rofl sigged

 

[Mikaël-ange]

and I fucking HATE being tickled!

See that on HW studio report

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I personally don't give a fuck what girls are into as long as they reciprocate....then again I'm a depraved piece of shit. I'll piss in a girls mouth if she's into that.
I wouldn't mind this at all.

A girl tried choking me once, and I instinctively put her into a wrist lock faster than she could fucking imagine. I felt a little bad and then let her go haha.

 

[GarethSE]

tickling is like
the least kinky thing ever

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

tickling is like
the least kinky thing ever

Not if you're tickling her with an angle grinder.

 

[GarethSE]

Not if you're tickling her with an angle grinder.

i prefer chainsaw tickling myself

and that thing marcus bought looks like a glorified monitor pad thing.
could just buy a few sets of those and get the same effect

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

A little bigger than that my good man The main advantages are the cover (super swanky microfiber that zips off for washing) and the cushions, which really are a perfect balance between soft and firm; the folding action is a plus too! (and I'd rather not have to take the time to construct a sculpture of pillows or whatnot when the mood strikes )

 

[John_C]

I personally don't give a fuck ..... as they reciprocate.... I'll piss in a girls mouth if she's into that.

So........what you're saying is that you'll piss in her mouth, but only if she'll piss in yours?

 

[Chryst Krispies]

So........what you're saying is that you'll piss in her mouth, but only if she'll piss in yours?

Hhaha I'm shot as fuck I was up for work at 4 am after a holiday cut me some slizzack.
As long as she lets me do the fucked up shit I want to do is what I meant haha.

 

[Black neon bob]

Talking about golden showers.. when i was 10 i peed on my neighbour girl in a sandtrap.. first in her hands, then on her face and the rest.. lol, someone called the cops when they saw that and i had to explain it to my parents.

She has been into actual watersports a lot since then.. coincidence, you ask?

i think not.

 

[updog]

 

[updog]

 

[Rogueleader]

At first I thought the "liberator" site was an extreme dissapointment. I saw the "g spot cufflinks" and was immediately ready to place an order for what I thought was a timeless mens fashion accessory as well as a device capable of pleasing women at black tie events.

Than I saw the Sqweel - http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/sqweel-oral-sex-simulator/11842.

This looks like the awesomest thing ever. I can't wait till a malfunctioning one tears someones clitoris off and it gets pulled off the market.

I am also having trouble visualizing what an "orgasm in reverse" is.

 

[Line666]

So........what you're saying is that you'll piss in her mouth, but only if she'll piss in yours?

Why not? A golden moment shared by all!

 

[JeffTD]

Tell her the reason you hate it so much is that it constantly reminds you of the fact that she owes you a rib and you will hate tickling until she repays that debt in the form of daily domage.

 

[AudioPhile777]

...she brought up her disappointment that I didn't like it, so it seems to be important to her.

Sounds like its time to stress the importance of threesomes and anal.

 

[Mago]

Sounds like its time to stress the importance of threesomes and anal.

Best advice so far

 

[updog]

wrong thread bro

 

[AntonioPetrole]

lolololololo holy shit how did that happen, well, im keeping them here, for the sake that this thread now has squirting, farting, peeing, tickling, people licking fetuses, and every other strange thing haha. I must have mistaken this thread for the pic thread in the jungle that is my 10000 UM tabs.