toby and i are going on a cryptozoolical hunt together, and we have a question.

[screwdriverqueen]

toby and i decided to go into the woods to find a cryptozoological creature (a cryptid.) possibly the dover demon, since he was spotted in dover, close to my house. we will capture him. hopefully.

1. maglight
2. rope
3. mattock (i don't know what this is but toby says it is, but apparently, it's this tool with a pickaxe on one side, and a digging type tool on the other end. i saw it and thought it was to smash the cryptid in the face, but he says it's to maybe break into a tomb if there is one)
4. duct tape
5. a small cage (habitat.... because we need to start off small, for non-advanced cryptid-hunters)
6. superhero outfits (well, at least me. toby will wear his normal clothes. he says jeans "protect him.)
7. TOOLBOX (wire cutters, screwdrivers, etc.)


NOW I AM ASKING YOU... WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK WE NEED TO ADD TO THE LIST.

WE WILL BE DEPARTING THE HOUSE AT DAYBREAK.

Mia

 

[deadair]

i'm thinking duct tape...


you always need duct tape

 

[screwdriverqueen]

ok, well i got burrs all over me and my legs are itchy and bleeding.

 

[FuSoYa]

we totally had duct tape! anyway:

6. superhero outfits (well, at least me. toby will wear his normal clothes. he says jeans "protect him.)

ok, well i got burrs all over me and my legs are itchy and bleeding.

I know it's impolite to say "I told you so," so I won't!

 

[xfer]

Did you catch anything?

Did the MATTOCK come in handy?

 

[FuSoYa]

yes! alex i knew you would come through on that!

actually, completely honestly the mattock got more use than anything else we brought!

 

[xfer]

wait, where did you get a mattock, anyway?

 

[FuSoYa]

I found it in the stairwell of a random apartment on Paul Gore Street in JP!

 

[FuSoYa]

I was just also thinking about how, by far, the mattock is the most useful thing in LotW also, and how that's defnitely founded in reality. The game designers were totally cryptid hunters also!

 

[xfer]

finding the mattock is like THE turning point in LotW.

 

[xfer]

and i think cryptozoologists would be better off if they could send the FAMILY PET hunting and therefore be invulnerable. except for spikes.

 

[FuSoYa]

yeah but then they wouldn't be able to jump for shit! or use the mattock!

 

[xfer]

ah, GOOD POINT!

 

[Kushantaiidan]

i do not understand.

 

[xfer]

if you didn't have an 8-bit NES, you ain't shit!

 

[FuSoYa]

This was a cool thread to begin with, but the fact that it became a lotw thread completely rules.

 

[screwdriverqueen]

the mattock was used to crack open nuts.

you never know where the cryptids may be hiding, really.

(so we said we would use it to break open tombs. tombs, nuts, that's not too big of a strech. ok fine. shut up.)

i thought the nut gave me this week-long diarrhea which i have been experiencing but after toby researched the nut, it turns out to be non-poisonous.

hey, let's be ghost-hunters from now on.

and i'll collect miniature plastic figures of cryptids instead.

 

[xfer]

Some nuts, like wild almonds, are deadly poisonous in quantity, but not alone. Perhaps you ate a concentrated almond.

phrase that stands out:
after toby researched the nut

 

[ezekiel]

what does LoTW stand for? Losers of the Well?

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

I have nes and i have no idea of what your speaking of, punch out!