Today is "Lethargy Tuesday" on this board

[lizard]

I feel sluggish, I am weary. I dislike my technical lead because she slept her way to a GS-12. She inspires me to slothfulness.

 

[lizard]

there are visitors here at the office and they take breaks every half hour and stand right out side my cube and bray.

I had to holler "this is a work area!" over the cube wall at them and now they are pissed.

 

[minxnim]

today is walk in day for new clients with major legal emergencies. my boss is out sick. it should prove to be the antithesis of lethargic, which will include me probably missing lunch.

 

[FrostGiant]

Today is the x-mas pot luck crap. And guess what, NO POT!

 

[minxnim]

oh fuck. ours is next friday. i wonder what i should make? they'll never eat my food anyway even tho it's really really good !

 

[FrostGiant]

I brought potatoe chips. I was going to make something but I don't think people enjoy mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs as much I do.

 

[lizard]

my boss has fucked me over and its right before the end of the appraisal cycle.

I wish I could bend reality to my will and unleash the motherscratching seven plagues of Egypt on her ass.

 

[avi]

I got to work late by ten minutes. the stage has been set for extreme lethargy.

 

[minxnim]

lizard, p.m. me her full name and i will put a curse on her tonight.

 

[lizard]

oh you scarlet woman, I descend upon you a plague of frogs!

 

[minxnim]

avi, you deserve to be late after yesterday. sayin'.

 

[lizard]

that's very true.

this plague thing is fun. and therapeutic. I'm going to start inventing plagues.

"oh woman of ill repute, I condemn you to a life of animalistic sex with no orgasms!"

 

[avi]

the daily supply of donuts that was in effect last week seems to have dried up. things are not going well.

 

[lizard]

thx prep!

God, I hope there is something such as karma.

 

[Nut Butter]

Wow you guys are up early. I just got into work a half an hour ago, put on White 1, tried to feign interest in my nation's parole board's financial difficulties, and promptly checked into the board for some transitory entertainment... It's gonna be one of those days, I'll do 8 hours of work in 3 hours and jerk off the rest of the day. Yum.

 

[xfer]

that is the THIRD misspelling of POTATO this board has suffered in the past week.

 

[xfer]

the good thing about lethargy tuesday is that it might keep lizard from unleashing another barrage of snipings on the "innocent" residents of Ohio.

 

[Nut Butter]

Thanks a lot xfer, for making me scower through my post TEN times thinking I'd misspelt potato. Bastard.

 

[xfer]

SCOWER

 

[xfer]

today is "Typo Tuesday Featuring XFER the Picky Bastard"