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[Minion520]

Carey is amazing, one of if not my favorite drummers, but Adam Jones is really good too, what does he do that you don't like, hes fuckin original and doesnt wank like alot of talented guitarists

 

[R.I.P.2]

Carey is a very good drummer. The guitarist is shit. The bassist is good. The vocalist is good. I am right.

 

[Scourge of Malice]

I think the way Jones plays in this band fits the music perfectly and I don't think it would work any other way.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Maynard sucked up until Lateralus, where suddenly he knew how to carry a tune quite well. Intriguing...

 

[Birkenau]

April Fucking Fools you retards.

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07 Apr 05
"Christians, huh? So forgive me." - Bill Hicks

Good news, April fools fans. The writing and recording is back under way. When approached for comment on his recent encounter with the Son of God, Maynard said, "That guy's a punk!"
As it turns out, Maynard was out "location scouting" near the Fourth Street bridge in downtown Los Angeles when he "found Jesus."
"Turns out he was here the whole time, and not that difficult to find if you know where to look," Maynard reported. Apparently Jesus offered him the position of campaign manager for his new line of "Holier Than Thou" sparkling holy water, which Maynard of course accepted. What wasn't obvious was that this guy is a total drunk. It's an occupational hazard. Every time our Lord goes to get a glass of water, it transforms into a generic grocery store Merlot. Because the alcoholic is the Son of God and an all-knowing being, he knew of Maynard’s extensive interest in collecting wine. So he went to work trying to get his lips on it. Maynard caught J.C. in his cellar transforming his precious wine collection into urine, then pissing it into the empty "sparkling holy water" bottles for the eventual sale to all those people who bought, read, and embraced "The Celestine Prophesy." Tragic.
"Truth be told," Maynard confessed, "I wasn't feeling top notch when I found him. The evening prior to the day in question I had over-indulged in a series of bad Molotov shrimp cocktails with a side of Makers Mark and twin strippers. So after an entire night of G.I. Blowouts, hot/cold sweats, and blurred vision, it's very possible that the guy I met wasn't even Jesus at all. For all I know, it was Willem Dafoe."

 

[R.I.P.2]

Retards? The only person that believed it in the first place was the original poster.

 

[machine]

You're still retards anyway.

 

[FluffyDonkey]

Retards? The only person that believed it in the first place was the original poster.

Well now i feel a little sheepish,

So the writing has continued

I can't wait for the next album.