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angelofdeath9308
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wow, they sure are keeping this under wraps, aren't they?
is this what they did with the other tool albums?
is this what they did with the other tool albums?
affinityband
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Its what tool always do. I love it to be honest. They keep everyting a surprise and too be honest it makes it very much a pleasure to buy the album. I like the way they do it.
Greatest description of Tool's music ever! HAHAHAHAHAHA:
"Well, you see, Tool is like, you know.. err.. like four guys, who play some music, worship nazi Satan by making cookies for him, and.. you know, like, it's hard to clap your hands in the rhythm of their music, and it's also hard to sing with their music, 'cause, you know, like, there are no lyrics written in the CD booklets... oh yeah, one song, whatsitsname, ... ... oh yeah, "Schismic", talks about when Maynard's ICQ like broke down so he couldn't communicate with noone.. ... and some other song, "Smellyfinger" or something talks about when Maynard was kidnapped by aliens and they put all sorts of things in his ass and nose or something.. and some other song, errr.. goddamn, whatsitsname, yeah, "Enema" talks about when Maynard was learning to swim and he almost drowned and then a shark saved him and told him that California or Quebec or Venezuela will one day fall in to the sea or somethin.. .. and yeah, there are some typos in their booklets, like instead of "3 Fat Brown Fingers", it said something like "4 Thin Supermodels from Ukraine", or someting like that.. lemmetellyaonething, while I was in med school, I lost all my books and I had an exam the following day, so whatdidIdo is that I took one of their booklets and learned anatomy from that, and youknowwhat, I passed the goddamn exam 'cause one of their CD's booklet has a full-scale anatomy details about humans, I didn't until then know that gyrii in the brain form the word Jesus, or Holy Spirit or somethin similar.. .. The only thing that I, like, don't like about them is their concerts.. they're like a freakshow or circus or somethin.. there's some bald midget alien-guy screaming on the mike and some native american smashing a gong.. also, sometimes, two brothers of this alien-guy also come on stage and they drag their heads on the floor.. or somethin like that..
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"Well, you see, Tool is like, you know.. err.. like four guys, who play some music, worship nazi Satan by making cookies for him, and.. you know, like, it's hard to clap your hands in the rhythm of their music, and it's also hard to sing with their music, 'cause, you know, like, there are no lyrics written in the CD booklets... oh yeah, one song, whatsitsname, ... ... oh yeah, "Schismic", talks about when Maynard's ICQ like broke down so he couldn't communicate with noone.. ... and some other song, "Smellyfinger" or something talks about when Maynard was kidnapped by aliens and they put all sorts of things in his ass and nose or something.. and some other song, errr.. goddamn, whatsitsname, yeah, "Enema" talks about when Maynard was learning to swim and he almost drowned and then a shark saved him and told him that California or Quebec or Venezuela will one day fall in to the sea or somethin.. .. and yeah, there are some typos in their booklets, like instead of "3 Fat Brown Fingers", it said something like "4 Thin Supermodels from Ukraine", or someting like that.. lemmetellyaonething, while I was in med school, I lost all my books and I had an exam the following day, so whatdidIdo is that I took one of their booklets and learned anatomy from that, and youknowwhat, I passed the goddamn exam 'cause one of their CD's booklet has a full-scale anatomy details about humans, I didn't until then know that gyrii in the brain form the word Jesus, or Holy Spirit or somethin similar.. .. The only thing that I, like, don't like about them is their concerts.. they're like a freakshow or circus or somethin.. there's some bald midget alien-guy screaming on the mike and some native american smashing a gong.. also, sometimes, two brothers of this alien-guy also come on stage and they drag their heads on the floor.. or somethin like that..
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From Rocksound magazine:
- Confirmation of Ten Thousand Days (written that way) as the title
- Three song titles: Rosetta Stoned, Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) and Ten Thousand Days
- A release date: May 1st on Sony/BMG
- Conformation of intent to play a London date
- A new picture of Maynard and Justin. Justin is wearing a hat and smiling.
btw www.toolband.com is updated again
- Confirmation of Ten Thousand Days (written that way) as the title
- Three song titles: Rosetta Stoned, Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) and Ten Thousand Days
- A release date: May 1st on Sony/BMG
- Conformation of intent to play a London date
- A new picture of Maynard and Justin. Justin is wearing a hat and smiling.
btw www.toolband.com is updated again
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