Top 20 Worst Lyrics of All-Time Presented By Me, Done By Someone Else

[Reign in Acai]

20. If I was a sculptor

But then again, no"

--Elton John's 'Your Song'
(lyrics by Bernie Taupin)


19. Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'


18. "I love you like

A fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent's '21 Questions'


17.
"There's an insect

In your ear

If you scratch

It won't disappear"

--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'


16. Relentless lust

Of rotting flesh

To thrash the tomb she lies

Heathen whore

Of Satan's wrath

I spit at your demise"

--Slayer's 'Necrophiliac' Nothing wrong with those lyrics.


15.
"Leaving was never

my proud"

--R.E.M.'s 'Leaving New York'



14. "I ain't never seen

An ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee-pee go

'Doing-doing-doing'"

--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'


13. There were plants

And birds

And rocks

And things"

--America's 'Horse With No Name'


12. Time is like a clock

in my heart"

--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'


11.
"I wish it was Sunday

That's my fun day

My I-don't-have-to-run day"

--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
(lyrics by Prince)


10. "I'm all out of faith

This is how I feel"

--Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn'
(lyrics by Anne Preven)

That one isn't bad, it's just meh.


9. Now you're amazed

By the VIP posse

Steppin' so hard

Like a German Nazi"

--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'


8. My panty line shows

Got a run in my hose

My hair went flat

Man, I hate that"

--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'


7.
"I don't think that I've

got the stomach

To stomach calling

you today"

--Saves the Day's 'See You'

Faggots!


6. Your butt is mine"

--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'

Spoken to a 9yr Old


5. But if this ever-changing

world in which we live in ..."

--Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die'

Huh? This list blows.


4. "Young, black and famous

With money hangin'

Out the anus"

--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'

Death to Negars


3.
"I don't like cities

But I like New York

Other places

Make me feel like a dork"

--Madonna's 'I Love New York'

uke:


2. War is stupid

And people are stupid"

--Culture Club's 'War Song'


Did Boy George Die of Aids?!? Please say he did!


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1.
"Coast to coast

L.A. to Chicago"

--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'




Fucking A!

 

[Guthrum]

9. Now you're amazed

By the VIP posse

Steppin' so hard

Like a German Nazi"

--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'


4. "Young, black and famous

With money hangin'

Out the anus"

--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'

What the fuck.

 

[Furious B]

18. "I love you like

A fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent's '21 Questions'

4. "Young, black and famous

With money hangin'

Out the anus"

--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'

LOL. these ones are AWESOME. buahahah.

 

[Ars Magna]

18. "I love you like

A fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent's '21 Questions'

That kicks ass.

A friend of mine supposedly once heard a country song with the lyric:

"roses are red, violets are puprple, your love is as sweet as maple surple"

No idea who the artist is. I suppose I could google it, but I don't really care.

Finally, a related note...I was in the Minneapolis airport yesterday with my 5 year old son. He was playing with two Power Ranger action figures. He kept saying "hit me baby one more time" and then would nail the Red Ranger with the Black Ranger. Britney Spears as the soundtrack to extreme ranger fighting. Kick ass. I'd do her.

 

[mjpersinger2]

5. But if this ever-changing

world in which we live in ..."

--Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die'

Huh? This list blows.

Reminds me of that one lyric from 666 International, "I remember I ate of the tree and hence of the wisdom of which we may speak of." That used to bug the hell out of me.

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ Sade. I actually owned a compilation album of hers back in the mid 90s. I bought it because I thought her voice was awesome. I gave it one listen, the songs were just so incredibly bad.

 

[E-bortion]

That kicks ass.

A friend of mine supposedly once heard a country song with the lyric:

"roses are red, violets are puprple, your love is as sweet as maple surple"

No idea who the artist is. I suppose I could google it, but I don't really care.

Finally, a related note...I was in the Minneapolis airport yesterday with my 5 year old son. He was playing with two Power Ranger action figures. He kept saying "hit me baby one more time" and then would nail the Red Ranger with the Black Ranger. Britney Spears as the soundtrack to extreme ranger fighting. Kick ass. I'd do her.

maple surple? thats honestly the most god awful thing ive ever heard and ill never forget it. thanks.

 

[Doom]

One that always sticks in my mind was a song that was pretty popular on the radio here a few years back, by some woman called Des'ree:

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast.

x a million

Haha, in looking that up I came across another list of bad lyrics, including this one:

2) SNAP - RHYTHM IS A DANCER

I'm as serious as cancer
When I say rhythm is a dancer

 

[lurch70]

19. Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'

you gotta be shitting me? these are the real lyrics?

 

[Hell Mike]

you gotta be shitting me? these are the real lyrics?

clearly audible as well, can't believe you missed it (for eleventeen months of straight radio play)??

 

[lurch70]

it sounds familar if i read it and can place it in the song ... but had no idea that's what it said ...

that it reeeetaaaated

 

[Ars Magna]

maple surple? thats honestly the most god awful thing ive ever heard and ill never forget it. thanks.

I'll never forget that line. I just wish I had actually heard the song myself...even though thinking or talking about the lyric literally brings me to anger on occasion.

 

[Disgustipated]

Add to that list pretty much everything by Def Leppard, ie:

"All I want is everything"

All I want is everything.
Am I asking too much?

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah



plus, Van Halen's "Why Can't This Be Love?"

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time...

 

[dorian gray]

haha wtf is a radar phone? I've been wondering that since what? 1987?

 

[lurch70]

haha wtf is a radar phone? I've been wondering that since what? 1987?

she can blow your ass up remotely with it ... kinda like the docs in the UK