Top 3 Gayest Moments in Metal - please contribute

3. This
2. This:
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1. Pretty much anything Ozzy Osbourne has done in the last five years, eg this.
 
3. "Turbo"-era Priest. The most hetro aspect of this era of Priest's career was Rob's sex life.

I'm... your... turbo... looooooover

Oh yeah, the gayest moment in metal:

1. January 17, 1963 - The day Kai Hansen was born.

I can't think of anymore that haven't been stated.
 
1. "Nothing Else Matters"

The Unforgiven II:

Lay beside me, tell me what they've done
Speak the words I want to hear to make my demons run
The door is locked now, but it's opened if you're true
If you can understand the me, then I can understand the you

Lay beside me, under wicked skies
Through black of day, dark of night, we share this paralyze
The door cracks open, but there's no sun shining through
Black heart scarring darker still, but there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining through, no, there's no sun shining

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door, should I open it for you?
Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
...or are you unforgiven, too?

Come, lay beside me, this won't hurt, I swear
She loves me not, she loves me still, but she'll never love again
She lay beside me but she'll be there when I'm gone
Black heart scarring darker still, yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone, dead sure she'll be there

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn to stone
Behind the door, should I open it for you?
Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
...or are you unforgiven, too?

Lay beside me, tell me what I've done
The door is closed, so are your eyes
But now I see the sun, now I see the sun
Yes, now I see it...

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door, should I open it for you?
Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired I stand alone
Could you be there? 'Cause I'm the one who waits
The one who waits for you
What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door, should I open it for you, oh?
What I've felt, what I've known
I take this key and I bury it in you
Because you're unforgiven, too
Never free, never me
'Cause you're unforgiven, too...


off of Reload


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He def. has a manly latino lover. I've heard Kirk Hammett uses his wah-pedal while having butt sex....kinky.
 
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That may be the most hetro moment in Metal. Do you have any idea how hard it it to pull off being grim with your sack hanging out of your Gap jeans?

Zod

Believe it or not, I do it everyday.

Now, i had to find this so you people can know what i'm talking about. Seriously, just imagine seeing a commercial for Viagra with this version of Wind Beneath My Wings playing as background music.

I can't believe I stopped listening to Arghoslent for that. :lol:
 
haha man, that song, THAT SONG! i nearly laughed myself to death when i first heard it years ago. Bette Midler + Power Metal =
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