Toy Chicken Death Metal (Humor, Drop A, Ignite Amps, Metal Machine)

[Alpha-Dee]

Ok, so here's the story:

We were at band practice and the father of our guitarist and drummer (they're brothers, luckily) brought in this motherfucker:

I wasn't sure if this "toy" was really meant for kids or dogs but holy hell, this chicken came straight from hell. It made noises so horrifying, that I don't know who the fuck though it was a good idea to put this thing into mass production. But there I was thinking that I should do a death metal song, and record this abomination for "vocal" purposes. And so it happened.

TL;DR here's a toy chicken making horrifying noises over a death metal song.



I'm not even gonna bother with a .wav master this time. This mix is over a year old, so I won't be really looking for a feedback this time. Main tools were Metal Machine and Ignite Amps VST's. Hope you atleast got a laugh (or nightmares) out of this!

 

[Fox Mulder]

I dig this

 

[ccc187307]

He should make a guest appearance on the next Deicide album.

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Alpha-Dee]

Thanks guys!

Thanks for the laugh!

That was the intention, glad to hear it!

 

[ccc187307]

Had to come back and listen again. That fng thing is demonic, get it out of the house.

 

[Alpha-Dee]

Had to come back and listen again. That fng thing is demonic, get it out of the house.

Trust me, I warned the father (mentioned in the first post) about this thing! Last time we were there it was still present, unfortunately

 

[Vihaleipä]

That was the funniest thing I have heard for a long time...
Seriously kill it before it lays eggs!

 

[Alpha-Dee]

That was the funniest thing I have heard for a long time...
Seriously kill it before it lays eggs!

I should blow its head off Or go comic book style, and ask Superman to trap it between different two dimensions, so it could never escape!

 

[TBlackfeet]

Oh Jesus I'm crying

 

[Alpha-Dee]

Since I got a couple of requests on another site for the raw "vocals" I figured I'd share it here too. IF you decide to use this, all I ask is that you link my original song on your post, wherever that is (my world won't certainly fall apart if you don't, but that'd be nice). I've got no restrictions, feel free to manipulate it to your own needs, just have fun with it!
ToyChickenDeathMetal_RAW_VOX.rar