true story about police, baby-mama drama, etc... in my hood.

[minxnim]

last night, shirley (the lady who lives above us) got a visit from her crazy ex and i heard her yelling CALL THE POLICE!!! while furniture is smashing and shit is flying out onto the fire escape and babies are screaming.... so i called 911 and so they show up (like, hello.... 15 minutes after the ex leaves) and like they got the apartment number wrong. so they call our apartment, ask my b.f. to come outside, i come out instead and it turns out, they thought it was HIM THAT WAS ABUSING ME.... not upstairs .... and they were going to arrest him when he walked out. i was like, you incompetent fucks.

(so anyway, the crazy ex left because we all were pounding on the door up there with this other dude yelling COME ON OUT MOTHERFUCKER and so he went out the window on the fire escape and bolted.)

 

[minxnim]

also, this happens like maybe once every 4-5 weeks i think because this dude swings by when he thinks she's getting her P.A. checks (that's just my guess) anyway, she sometimes smokes crack so that exacerbates things from what i hear.

 

[minxnim]

oh, and shirley is okay.
i saw her drinking her dr. pepper this morning on the steps.

 

[xfer]

your boyfriend must look like a woman beater or something. was he shirtless at the time?

 

[minxnim]

i think it's the tattoo thing. actually, they didnt even see him! they just assumed by the voice on the phone and because they 911 operator gave them the wrong apartment #.

JESUS BLESS THE SYSTEM!
i am just glad the kids & shirley are like, okay.

 

[xfer]

tell him DEAD PIGS tattooes are generally a really bad idea.

 

[minxnim]

'this kid who shaves his entire body thinks that dead pigs tattoo is probably not very cool honey...'

 

[deadair]

ahhh, sometimes i miss the action of living in a big city...

i don't know how many 'fun' stories i have from St. Paul and Minneapolis.

 

[azal]

they are black right?

 

[minxnim]

who, the cops? yea.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

wait -- does xfer really shave his entire body? fyi, phil, the singer for all that remains does that too. their guitarist told me. you think that was a pickup line?

 

[xfer]

PREPPY:

BIGFAKESMILE:

not "all". and not any right now; i've grown lazy. that will change shortly.

 

[azal]

it's funny how anytime I see the name xfer I'll think of freshly shaven ball bags.

 

[xfer]

oh dude you totally gotta play final fantasy 1.