Two men walk into a bar...

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

A magician was driving down the street.
He turned into a driveway.

HAHA.

 

[El Stormo]

Why did only pirates go to see the movie?

Because it was rated ARRRRRRRR!

 

[Will Bozarth]

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, one leg is the same.

 

[Liverslapper]

Why couldn't the pirate go into the movie?

because it was rated AGHRRRRRRRRR

 

[eaeolian]

A magician was driving down the street.
He turned into a driveway.

HAHA.

Or, the even older variation...

Next week, Marvin the Magnificent will walk down the street and turn into a drugstore!

 

[El Stormo]

Why couldn't the pirate go into the movie?

because it was rated AGHRRRRRRRRR

Check a few posts back, mate ^_^

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Why don't black people like country music?

Because whenever they hear "ho down" they think their sister has been shot.

 

[El Stormo]

How many pallbearers do you need at a Harlem funeral?

- Five. Four to carry the coffin and one to carry the ghettoblaster.

 

[Lunar Still]

How do you get a baby to float?

Take your foot off its head.

 

[El Stormo]

It's yellow and you can stand on it. What is it?

- a little chick

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm sure I've told this already, but it never stops being funny:



What has nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

 

[El Stormo]

What is a hundred metres long and has only three pubic hairs?

- The audience of the Backstreet Boys