ugghhh grim tr00 black metallers inside..

[Dick Sirloin]

Virgins, all.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Makes it all the more easier to find a sacrificial virgin for their Satanic Mass then.

 

[Demonspell]

One guy who'd get laughed off here for sure (no offense, shitty beer purchasers):

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hey, just cause i'm poor and there is nowhere to get decent beer around here doesn't mean shit.

But rickard's isn't that bad.

 

[lurch70]

Virgins, all.

funniest pics in awhile

 

[dorian gray]

im proud to say not one of these pics is USA-based.

 

[E-bortion]

im proud to say that i dont have a vagina. i have two vaginas.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm proud to say I have a penis.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Hahaha Deicide wtf?

LOFL

Even better is that he's carrying a fucking scythe down a nice suburban street. You don't see that everyday.

 

[circus_brimstone]

LOFL

Even better is that he's carrying a fucking scythe down a nice suburban street. You don't see that everyday.

They're probably their neighborhood watch program, or something.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

LOFL

Even better is that he's carrying a fucking scythe down a nice suburban street. You don't see that everyday.

Yes, their gr1m and tr00 suburban neighbourhood.

 

[lurch70]

still what is funny about this whole BM get-ups is that those two guys could walk down that street and the neighbours would most likely just brush them off ... "Oh, it's the Neidersteins kids, they are just confused"

Put a black guy on the same street ...

 

[lizard]

plus, the little guy has the giant scythe and the big guy has a little meat tenderizer tool he swiped from his mom's kitchen.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

....So thats what a scythe is

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

plus, the little guy has the giant scythe and the big guy has a meat tenderizer tool he swiped from his mom's kitchen.

lol, i thought it was a wisk or something.

Off to do some grim baking, but first they have to go cut their own wheat...

They're like black metal quakers!!!

 

[lizard]

Black Metaler: hey dad...
Dad: yes, son?
Black Metaler: are we done with the harvest yet?
Dad: we just finished the back forty yesterday!
Black Metaler: so...can I borrow the scythe??

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Dad: I'm embarassed to have a little rump roaster like that for a son. We should disown him.
Mom: No, but he's my baby.
Dad: But he keeps scaring the piss out of the neighbours by wandering around with the scythe, and that friend of his keeps stealing your wisks! WHAT IF I WANT PANCAKES WHILE THEY'RE OFF WORSHIPPING SATAN!!! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR WHEN IT KEEPS ME FROM THE AFTERNOON BREAKFASTS I LOVE!!!
Mom: Perhaps your're right...

 

[lurch70]

that thing in the other guys hand looks more like a cake cutter ... basically a harmelss blade with no sharp edges.

here's a name for a BM band ... Black Forest ..... ahmmmm ... cake

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

ohhh i see now, one of the pentagrams on his pantaloons gives the item in his hand the appearance of whisk.

 

[lizard]

Schwarzwaelder Kirschtorte ist grym!!!!!!!