ugghhh grim tr00 black metallers inside..

[Conspicuously Absent]

i want pancakes or waffles now.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

that thing in the other guys hand looks more like a cake cutter ... basically a harmelss blade with no sharp edges.

here's a name for a BM band ... Black Forest ..... ahmmmm ... cake

This made me LOL.

 

[lizard]

 

[snow2fall]

I'm feeling sick.

 

[lizard]

why, cause of the waffles, the black forest cake, or the black metalers??

 

[snow2fall]

why, cause of the waffles, the black forest cake, or the black metalers??

Cause of some nasty bugs. And the thought of Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte doesn't really make things better.

 

[lizard]

koenigskuchen??

 

[NAD]

i still can't tell the difference between the reals and the fakes of black metal. all i know is that ALL are under the influence of Great Hilarity.

 

[lizard]

who was that guy who was singing with his tackle hanging out of his pants? I think it was the nevermore board where someone photoshopped corpse paint onto the head of his dick

 

[snow2fall]

who was that guy who was singing with his tackle hanging out of his pants?

Taake

Rock with your cock out.

 

[NAD]

haha i remember seeing that on the Appropriate Apocalypse board, whoa. someone said "apparently chones are untr00" or something to that effect. x982475

ps: Taake ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules

 

[Ellestin]

I'm just back from the Siegburger Mittelalterlicher Weihnachtsmarkt and I ate medieval kebab with garlic sauce. Unruly.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

with garlic sauce. Unruly.

GARLIC!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ellestin]

There was plenty of garlic in it, I literally saw the air parting before my breath like the Red Sea under Moses' staff.

 

[E-bortion]

I'm just back from the Siegburger Mittelalterlicher Weihnachtsmarkt and I ate medieval kebab with garlic sauce. Unruly.

SAUCE!!!!!!!!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Yeah, i'm a huge garlic fan, i just make sure I always have gum nearby after I eat it. That and brushing my teeth works well. But fuck i love garlic, it goes great on/in/with almost everything.

 

[Ellestin]

Whenever I cook with garlic, I can't resist the pleasure of biting it raw.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

garlic: nature's perfect food?


no i take that back, it's number 2 behind cheese, but cmon, nobody tops cheese

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Bread + butter + peperoni + tomato + garlic + assorted green herbs (not pot) + CHEEEESE = FUCKING

 

[Dick Sirloin]

How in the fuck did this thread go from black metal virgins to garlic?

I don't even want to try connecting THOSE dots...