ugh, this is getting fukked.

[Erik]

i fukkin DREAMED about playing in a band tonight. some ppl dream about havin sex with girlz when they havent for a while but i fukken need to play sth in a fukken band, right the fukk now. or i die. i think

 

[NAD]

1. post flyers.
2. buy marshall staxx
3. ???
4. profit!

seriously, i don't know if it was you, footbalm, or someone else that came up with the Four Steps to Success but i fucking love it.

oh yeah, myspace is a good place to find other musicians, at least in america. it's set up to search for locals with specific criteria so hey, while you're on the internet already.

 

[Erik]

it's originally a south park reference that has spread like plague on the interweb iirc, i think i'm responsible for bringing it into these forums

uggh well people just fucking suck around here ughh

myspace is the worst shit ever. can't fucking find words for how much i loathe it. if you ever needed the world's biggest collection of STUPID well there you have it.

 

[NAD]

no doubt myspace sucks, but with a handy search feature (when it works) you can filter out the idiocy. either that or just accept it and laugh at the grave misfortune of 99% of the populace, whatever.

i don't watch enough south park it seems.

 

[lizard]

if it wasn't for myspace we wouldn't "know" Tila Tequila.

Nad, did this chick ask you to be added??

 

[NAD]

no but i think i'm going to add her to my Whores folder at home.

dimmu boobie

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Myspace is for poseurs and rapists.

Start a solo project Erik. Or just start playing your guitar a lot until you get a reputation as "that crazy heavy metal guy who shreds all the time" and people might show up to jam on their own. Get the word out that you're looking for musicians–classified ads, maybe?

 

[NAD]

why not? the only thing better than sucking at home is sucking in front of others.

ps: you don't suck.

piss: seriously, put up ads somewhere. "god damn guitarist looking for a god damn band. wtf." or something.

pissing: carry your guitar with you around school, like in a gig bag or something. seriously, that's like THE way to meet other musicians.

 

[lizard]

holy shit
http://www.myspace.com/290BPM

 

[NAD]

hahahaha

i hope this eliminates all suspicion that i'm the fake account master around here now.

 

[NAD]

so put that! in your list of influences just make sure you're very obvious with what you want to play.

of course i could also say you should broaden your perspectives and play in XXX different styles of bands, but even i don't do that.

i'm thinking of joining a metal band though, but i don't really have time for another band + work + masturbation + books.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Well what happened with you playing with Ftbmtfmlfbt?

 

[E-bortion]

Myspace is for poseurs and rapists.

Start a solo project Erik. Or just start playing your guitar a lot until you get a reputation as "that crazy heavy metal guy who shreds all the time" and people might show up to jam on their own. Get the word out that you're looking for musicians–classified ads, maybe?

Hey, hey, hey now. Don't insult rapists like that.

 

[Demonspell]

Ethnicity: Black / African descent
Religion: Hindu

 

[NAD]

HAHAHAHHAA tila tequila is your first friend.

lizard dude seriously, write a comedy book. i will buy 90 copies.

 

[Hell Mike]

I have discussed matters with my bandmates and WE MISS YUO ERIK fuck that fucking school were gonna be rockstars anyway. or commute.

 

[lizard]

huzzah! now tom and tila and I are Erik's frends.

 

[Henrik Main]

Who I'd like to meet:
well groomed metrosexuals from Norway

=(

 

[MFJ]

new ambient neo folk/metal band, you and I, via the internet.

RIGHT NOW

 

[NAD]

mapquest says umea and pieta are are 134 miles apart, i feel no sympathy for lethal because that's not even that far. okay so i probably wouldn't commute that for three sheets more than once or twice a month, but still.