UM is sucking more than ever !!!

It's been working relatively okay today. By relatively okay I mean it's still the worst website on the 'net (noticed a few eaten posts, and the stupid ass timeout has happened many times), but hey, at least it's here. Almost.
 
i honestly believe this forum is using up all the bandwith of the site ;)
if you ever log in after an outage ... RC ... always new posts :D
 
It's because we're all over the world, UM seems to act different in different regions. All gay, but different gay. Like the US west coast gets anal beads and Sweden gets metallic purple drilldos, you know.
 
Erik "Tomahawk Reunion" "Culprit Frolic" "1337 CODING SKILLS" "Very decent web programmer" Grahn should create an RC Forum v. 2. This is, like Doomcifer "Deciphering Ancient Inscriptions" Johnson said, ridiculous.
 
Black Winter Day said:
How long has the search feature been gone??? How in the hell am I supposed to bump old threads now????
You are part of the Elite Class of Premium Members bitcha, you should still be able to search. I can. Not very successfully mind you, which in a lot of ways is worse. Sort of like yeah I'm getting a blowjob, but I can't for the life of me nut.

"You have to have stuff that sucks in order to have stuff that's cool."
--Butt-head
 
A famous philosopher -- Dolly Parton -- once said, "you can't have the rainbow without the rain".

And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

-- David Brent, The Office
 
Okay I finally realized I'm not going insane, the search feature keeps dropping in and out today. Sometimes the option is there, sometimes it's disamappeared.

God dammit, how am I supposed to find my BUY A HOUSE thread and bitch about the costs now?! :loco:
 
I turned it off after reading people could still use it (wasn't meant to be used yet). I want to see how it does with it all turned off.

Just so you guys know I am doing everything I can to find the issue. I got Vbulletin guys and other techs helping as well and it's definitely a friggin head scratcher for everyone. I made a few tweaks that I am waiting for the morning (start of peak traffic time) to see how they work.