Unruly.

[Crimson Death]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/12/17/santa.rampage.ap/index.html

 

[Crimson Velvet]

"Santarchy"

 

[Chromatose]

Aukland always reminds me of that episode of Full House where Stephanie and Michelle sneak onto a plane, and they announce that the flight is for Aukland, and they say "why do people need to fly over the bay to Oakland?" and then the plane goes to take off and they say "next stop, new zealand!" and wholesome family comedy ensues.

 

[NAD]

"many of them drunk"

 

[Demonspell]

This is almost as good as the slasher Santa story, but ultimately loses without any accompanying photos...

 

[Claws of Perdition]

urinating from highway overpasses

hahahaha