upcoming: THE WEEKEND OF EX-GIRLFRIENDS

also: my ex-ex-girlfriend lives twenty or thirty yards from the pool place i am patronizing on friday night. i should check with the magic 8-ball to see if i might hit the trifecta before sunday!
 
OH SHIT YEAH THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVAAAA

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i have this reoccuring dream that i get on a bus populated with ex's and i am too embarrassed to run so i just sit down and try to play it off.