H.R. 1256: Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act (GovTrack.us)
It's so good that the Obama presidency and current batch of Congressmen are doing all they can to make our lives better by taking away choices.
I'm also comforted by the fact that they certainly can't be a tool of businesses like Philip Morris, who would benefit greatly from the death of smaller tobacconists and manufacturers as long as they can pretend that they want to be regulated equally - after all, they're not the ones who gave the industry a bad name, right? It was those bastards who make Djarum Blacks and Nat Shermans who marketed to children by only being in specialty tobacco shops inaccessible to those under 18, and the hookah lounges who put their adverts on every other billboard and in sporting stadiums, not the biggest companies on the market - since when do they advertise everywhere and have all of their products available at every gas station, Wal-Mart, and grocery store in the bloody country?
After all, they only have the 'public good' in mind, so it's not like they're framing blowjobs for corporate interests as massive victories for Families and Children Everywhere. No, this is certainly not going to benefit an organization that has pumped billions into legislators, given all tobacco users and producers a bad name by association, and done all it could to mislead its customers - that would just make it too easy to be a cynical bastard with no hope left in the public's ability to pay attention to the real consequences of a single fucking thing at all.
It's also great how clearly-worded the concepts, like this one summarized from Section 101, are:
I mean, how wonderful is it that such clear directives are being given to a body that has done so well at making sure the food and drugs on the market are safe? And nothing at all about it is arbitrary or poorly-chosen - of course menthols, which are made of sunshine and hugging bunnies (and not advertised, put in misleadingly child-oriented boxes, or promoted by specific social groups and adopted by young smokers frequently), have more reason to exist than clove cigarettes. Thinking otherwise would be silly.
It's great to finally believe in hope and change.
Jeff
It's so good that the Obama presidency and current batch of Congressmen are doing all they can to make our lives better by taking away choices.
I'm also comforted by the fact that they certainly can't be a tool of businesses like Philip Morris, who would benefit greatly from the death of smaller tobacconists and manufacturers as long as they can pretend that they want to be regulated equally - after all, they're not the ones who gave the industry a bad name, right? It was those bastards who make Djarum Blacks and Nat Shermans who marketed to children by only being in specialty tobacco shops inaccessible to those under 18, and the hookah lounges who put their adverts on every other billboard and in sporting stadiums, not the biggest companies on the market - since when do they advertise everywhere and have all of their products available at every gas station, Wal-Mart, and grocery store in the bloody country?
After all, they only have the 'public good' in mind, so it's not like they're framing blowjobs for corporate interests as massive victories for Families and Children Everywhere. No, this is certainly not going to benefit an organization that has pumped billions into legislators, given all tobacco users and producers a bad name by association, and done all it could to mislead its customers - that would just make it too easy to be a cynical bastard with no hope left in the public's ability to pay attention to the real consequences of a single fucking thing at all.
It's also great how clearly-worded the concepts, like this one summarized from Section 101, are:
Allows the Secretary to restrict: (1) the sale or distribution of tobacco products if appropriate for the protection of the public health;
I mean, how wonderful is it that such clear directives are being given to a body that has done so well at making sure the food and drugs on the market are safe? And nothing at all about it is arbitrary or poorly-chosen - of course menthols, which are made of sunshine and hugging bunnies (and not advertised, put in misleadingly child-oriented boxes, or promoted by specific social groups and adopted by young smokers frequently), have more reason to exist than clove cigarettes. Thinking otherwise would be silly.
It's great to finally believe in hope and change.
Jeff