US response to riots in France

[SueNC]

PARIS

President Jacques Chirac declared a state of emergency
Tuesday, paving the way for curfews to be imposed on
riot-hit cities and towns in an extraordinary measure
to halt France's worst civil unrest in decades after
12 nights of violence. President Bush May Send Up To 5
Marines for French Assistance.

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to
begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass
out of the fire again. Mr. Bush doubts France's
ability to hold out since they are facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers.
"Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication,
I would expect France to surrender any day now", said
Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the
President that it might be necessary to send up to 5
Marines to get things under control. The general
admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted
to get this thing under control within 24 hours of
arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time
finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful
bastards out for a third time but thought that he
could persuade a few Women Marines to do the job
before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out
of there as soon as possible after order was restored.
He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines
did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them to
France. The less they stand out, the better.

 

[Decibiel]

hehehe, that's funny

 

[bobo'c]

:Spin:

 

[Jurched]

Frogs taste best when they're left to stew in their own juices.

Back in 1871, when France was trampled most deservedly by the krauts, a bunch of starving bastards rioted and took over most of Paris, creating the Commune.

In what must have been the most humiliating experience of French history, the French army had to shell the fuck out of downtown Paris, burning and shooting and killing fellow Frenchmen, all while 100,000 Germans camped a mile away, watching the fireworks.

Then they marched in, through the ruins, and had their victory parade. But first, the French government had to blast the fucking shit out of most of Paris, before the Germans could go in to have their parade!

Mmm mmm mmm, if only history repeated itself more often!

Jurched

 

[Evil Dead]

5 marines is way over kill. Shit, just send one Air Force Sergeant, ME, and I would probably be the new Emperor by Xmas.

 

[Mxgonzo]

Now. Come on it's France. How the hell are 5 Marines gonna handle all the surrendering Frenchies.

 

[Jurched]

5 marines is way over kill. Shit, just send one Air Force Sergeant, ME, and I would probably be the new Emperor by Xmas.

L'Empereur Francaise, Deade de l'Eiveaul Un.

Sweet.

Jurched

 

[prime666]

Thats great and true. We all should repost this ojn other forums ( if your on any) Fuck the French.

 

[Evil Dead]

L'Empereur Francaise, Deade de l'Eiveaul Un.

Sweet.

Jurched

That has a nice ring too it...

 

[Jurched]

That has a nice ring too it...

It does, doesn't it? I mean, the Galactic Empire had its Evil Emperor.

So the Evil French Empire has its Evil Dead Emperor. Makes perfect sense.

The downside is being surrounded by Francois and Pierre, but the upside is that you get as much Chateau Lafite-Rothschild as you want.

And if you get sick and tired of your subjects, you declare war on Germany and get your subjects killed. Then you can spend you exile in luxury on some beach near Rio.

Think about it, and get back to me.

Jurched

 

[Craven Moorehead]

Shut up, MsMetal. :Smug:

 

[SueNC]

Shut up, MsMetal. :Smug:

k.

 

[Evil Dead]

Do yall know this is still going on? I think 19 days now. It has died down a bit, but just 2 or 3 days ago a school guard died from a heartattack while attempting to extinguish a fire.

 

[Suffocation05]

You mean the U.S responce was more then just a busting out loud of uncontrolable laughter?

 

[Evil Dead]

You mean the U.S responce was more then just a busting out loud of uncontrolable laughter?

Dont forget the 'TOLD YOU SO's"

We must have sent some air force boys, we didnt quite solve the problem, but its calmed down enough where we don't care about it anymore and we have gone to the beaches.

 

[SueNC]

You mean the U.S responce was more then just a busting out loud of uncontrolable laughter?

i have to admit: the comedic value of the news reports on this are unequalled.