Use of correct grammar.

[massacre]

If you wanna lose your virginity with gavin, you're wasting your time. He's totally gay

Hahahahah. Not funny.

 

[derek]

Gavins a two bit whoore. We do, however, enjoy group sex over here in Scotland so feel free to fly over and induldge in debauchery with us!

All while using perfect english, of course!

 

[AlexiFollower]

actually it is gay... your in a grammer thread

you're*

 

[Nick Brookes]

Its about time gavin wacked this in his sig also.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

If you wanna lose your virginity with gavin, you're wasting your time. He's totally gay

 

[barrett_]

it's funny cause there are people who speak english as a second or third language here, and they don't make these gramatical errors

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Thank you very much for this thread. Never could be arsed to make it myself

Actually, as Deathroller pointed out, this is more of a problem among people with English as a first language. And kids, don't forget punctuation!

 

[Heavenscent]

And mind your syntax.
It really bothers me.

Exercise.

There. I wrote it perfectly and in one go too.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

How do expect us to use proper grammer when most of the rules are so goddamn vague:

Teacher:What are the vowels: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y?
Student: When the fuck is Y a vowel!?!?!?!
Teacher: Sometimes

Teacher: I before E except after C, or in words that sound like neighbor and weigh.
Student: What about words like like leisure and seizure!?!?!?!?!!!


All I'm saying is teach me english properly, or don't try to teach me it half-assed at all.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

How do expect us to use proper grammer when most of the rules are so goddamn vague:

Teacher:What are the vowels: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y?
Student: When the fuck is Y a vowel!?!?!?!
Teacher: Sometimes

Teacher: I before E except after C, or in words that sound like neighbor and weigh.
Student: What about words like like leisure and seizure!?!?!?!?!!!


All I'm saying is teach me english properly, or don't try to teach me it half-assed at all.

Just read things written in good English, and you should pick up most of what you need.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

I do, I speak English very well, I'm from fucking America. Plus I have to make speeches in front of people just about every weekend, so I have to speak English well.

 

[-Gavin-]

All I'm saying is teach me english properly, or don't try to teach me it half-assed at all.

You're American.. We don't expect you to be taught anything about anything.

 

[Hylian]

Okay guys, we need to sort this out.

There is too much misuse of "there, they're and their", "your, you're" and so on.



THERE- Indicating a place or location. "Do you wanna go over there?"
THEIR- Indicatng belonging to a person. "I'm gonna ask those guys over there if i can have one of their beers"
THEY'RE- Indicating "THEY ARE".... as in. "They're a buncha jewbags for not giving me one of their beers when i went over there.



YOUR- Belonging to a person. "Can i borrow one of your bottles of lube?"
YOU'RE- YOU ARE, "You're a filthy bastard, why do you want lube?"


Thank you.

Amen to that bro. Also, it would probably be a good idea to include "IT'S" and "ITS" on that list.

IT'S - A contraction for "IT IS" or "IT HAS". Examples: "I just heard AYDY, it's fucking disgusting." and "It's been years since the last time I heard anything that bad!"
ITS - A possessive pronoun, used as in "That sheep got its ass owned by a scot."

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I do, I speak English very well, I'm from fucking America. Plus I have to make speeches in front of people just about every weekend, so I have to speak English well.

The people with the crappiest English on this board and elsewhere are from the very same country as you are. So your point isn't valid.

 

[Turbo]

how many times is this guy going to get pwnd for being American. fucking hilarious.

 

[Hylian]

The people with the crappiest English on this board and elsewhere are from the very same country as you are. So your point isn't valid.

I think that's the exact reason why they have the crappiest english.

 

[Heavenscent]

Lars just beat me to it. Bastard.

American English is a different language altogether. In general, it looks the same, but there are distinct differences. You can study American Language and Culture.

 

[-Gavin-]

You can study American Language and Culture.

How loosley did you apply the term "Culture" there?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

How loosley did you apply the term "Culture" there?

Sheep-shagging is Welsh Culture, that term can be applied to practically anything.

 

[Turbo]

....and "study" I thought.