GoofPig
Ur Friendly Bitch Piglet
Coagulum said:Avenged Sevenfold and KSE emo? How about I feed you a hot bowl of dick. Captain Ass-slammer, you're pretty cool I bet you waited around in front of your computer 3 hours waiting for my response before you went to bed from being beaten by your Mother's orangutan-like breasts. That dickslap thing is a joke, because that poster is a friend of mine at school. I thought it would be hilarious to see a bunch of emo fanboys bitch and complain that I pointed out how terribly shitty this band's lyrics are. I also find it a riot to see how hard you all try to impress each other. "OMGLOLWTF We pwnzedered him! Letzz sl33p in teh cemetary togever! YESSSSSSSSSH *gay hi five*" Suck it up you queefs, I will say what I want when I want then slam your Mothers as I please.
hahah u have the nerve to call us gay
shut the fuck up faggot, ur calling us gay yet teling us to suck it
sorry champion, but your homoerotic subliminal messages dont work
btw, the deal with the orangutan breasts? your fucking sick... im guessing with your "|337" augmented vocabulary u must have come across the word "Beastiality" at some stage
because to observe and compare an orangutan's breasts to our mothers?
and also,
whats your obsession with mothers, has girls our age told you to fuck off and go fuck some form of inanimate object?
is that the reason why the language your speaking is "Homoerotic Straight Impared for the Fetished Male"?
sorry buddy, but you have nothing compared to us
hahahaha im guessing youve seen too much dashboard confessionals and blink 182 for you own good... "oi man! dont shit me! their new album is SOOOO good aye! fuck me! its so emo! especially that song I Miss You, i just hear his voice and like OMG! hes so cool!"
your gay

admit it
if you want an easier way to put it try this as i said before
Straight Impared

it may make your life easier
so if you want to even try to abuse us heres 3 things
1. Shut The Fuck Up

2. Your opinion has officially been excluded from all points of view
and finally
3. get some real, original, good calls... so far your calls have included beastiality jokes, stuff relating to mothers and what you clasify as "emo"

hope you had fun reading my english
it may be a bit hard since its not in "Homoerotic Straight Impared for the Fetished Male"

faggot, go choke on a dick
maybe blink 182 will give you a chance to fulfill your sexual desires!
you know, its not theyre fault your obsessed with dicks