vikings vs. satan

[cthulufhtagn]

or

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

vikings.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Satan is a played out faggot.

 

[General Zod]

Satan is a played out faggot.

The Dark Lord will not be pleased with your comments.

Zod

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

screw the dark lord. He's lame.

Vikings have:
Cool history
Mead
Plundering
Looting
Pillaging
Raping
Invading
Killing

 

[lizard]

longboats
lutefisk
Johanna

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

REINDEER MEAT!

 

[lizard]

runes

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Thor.
Odin.
Loki.

^^ all kickass gods.
Valhalla
Coolest afterlife ever

 

[KILL TULLY]

They STILL eat fucking HORSES, so they have to be pretty cool.

 

[The.Donut]

I can't believe that you're even asking this. Vikings all the way.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Pirates >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> both by the way. Vikings where semi-pirates anyways though.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Vikings > Ninjas > Pirates > Klingons > Satan

 

[KILL TULLY]

Vikings > Ninjas > Pirates > Klingons > Satan

Klingons > Pirates > Viking > Ninjas > Satan

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Vikings > pirates >>>> ninjas > klingons ... satan isn't in the competition

 

[Hell Mike]

I'll go with honesty and depth! aka BOTH depending on the circumstances and all of that!

 

[NAD]

Pirates and Vikings drink a whole lot while chasing unwilling women, and I respect that.

Vulcans are unintentionally funny, and I can respect that as well.

 

[General Zod]

screw the dark lord. He's lame.

Vikings have:
Cool history
Mead
Plundering
Looting
Pillaging
Raping
Invading
Killing

Just to play devil's advocate (pun intended), wouldn't Satan be credited for inventing all of these things? Or at very least, inspiring them?

By the way, it's a silly discussions, since as we all know, vikings don't really exist.

Zod

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no, because he's not in their history!!! and mead is good and so is cool history

 

[lizard]

klingons > vulcans