vitamin water: total fucking irony

[minxnim]

not only is this more than 50% sugar, but the chemical composition allows for a total lack of uptake for vitamins A, D, C, and E.

HIGH FIVE FOR BAD CHEMISTRY AND GOOD MARKETING

 

[FalseTodd]

Yeah, but it tastes good.

 

[FuSoYa]

it tastes like the old school chubby bug juices that you open by biting into the foil on the top!

 

[xfer]

biting foil MMMM!

 

[minxnim]

dude those mini juices with the foil tops were all i *ate* and i mean, all i literally consumed, for the entire summer of 1981.

 

[FuSoYa]

Yeah, i frickin love those things.

 

[minxnim]

i just called my mom at work and was like 'remember when all i would eat or drink was mini juice!?!?' and she just sighed and was like 'yea, no wonder your growth is stunted'.

also, 1984 was the YEAR OF THE SNICKERS BAR.