In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom.
Some other time. i'm in the living room with my parents. They wouldn't be able to handle t0t4l f00kin' fr0stb1ttn gr1mn3zz and send me to an insane asylum.