Walmart

[Thanatopsis123]

Damn, 4 or 5 years of Spanish and I had to look up "uvas". Worthless classes.

Oh, and you're serious? They considered that sexual harrassment?

 

[NAD]

haha me too.

 

[Krilons Resa]

i just say fuckit and let them rip. if she laughs, it was worth it. if not, she's a fucking prude.

Honestly, there is probably some truth to that.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

4. Dallas

13. Fort Worth, Texas

dallas and fort worth almost touch each other... and i live between them... and yeah i've got a little bit of a stomach... but i can still squeeze into a corset

 

[Reign in Acai]

O.K So I'm starving this morning so I decide to grab 2 sausage sourdough breakfast sandwiches from Burger King. After downing the first sandwich and a fistful of tater tots my colon drops the flood gates to my gastrointestinal gault. Not wanting to waste the 2nd sandwich I purchased, I carry it to work to give it to a co-worker. During the course of my 5 block destination I see a homeless guy reading a book.

ME: Hey bro how you doing on this fine evening? Would you go for a breakfast sandwich?
Homeless Darky #1: No thanks mang, I'm good.

All is well, I walk 2 more blocks and run into another homeless guy with a change cup out.

ME: How you doin friend? Could you go for a hot breakfast sandwich?

Homeless Darky #2: Nah man that's the King! I don't do the King!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Track down that one dude who drank Jager.

"ouch" Whatever the fuck his name was

 

[Reign in Acai]

Better than any UFC shit I've seen in the past few years.