Walmart

[NAD]

buy her flowers and get back to surfing porn.

 

[dorian gray]

getting criticized right now. i guess ill talk to you duders some other time.
good luck with the women. i made all that shit up.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

have fun with the wife!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

ha ha ha, you ARE drunk, aren't you?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

If you put a woman on a pedastal. You're a chauvinist.
If you don't: you're uncaring and rude.

I was once called a chauvinist by my 6th grade teacher. She was hot.

 

[NAD]

getting criticized right now. i guess ill talk to you duders some other time.
good luck with the women. i made all that shit up.

hahahaha A++++++++++++

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I was once called a chauvinist by my 6th grade teacher. She was hot.

I spend 70% of my grade 11 english class in the hallway for calling the teacher a chauvinist pig. Which he was.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

aye. i'm never phoney with anyone, never saw the point.

you've never felt a little phony after a job interview? :Smug:

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

you've never felt a little phony after a job interview? :Smug:

I'm fake all over at a job interview. I don't let on that I: Drink alot, smoke weed, like metal, hate society, hate their company

 

[NAD]

you've never felt a little phony after a job interview? :Smug:

absolutely not. granted, i've never gone in going RRRRRAAAAARRRRR and throwing beer all over myself, but i yam who i yam and that's about it.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

granted, i've never gone in going RRRRRAAAAARRRRR and throwing beer all over myself,

So you're being phony.

And yes, that line cracked me up something fierce. I got weird looks from my classmates. Thanks a lot NAD.

 

[NAD]

haha, mission accomplished.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

So you're being phony.

And yes, that line cracked me up something fierce. I got weird looks from my classmates. Thanks a lot NAD.

Is there anyone directly across from the computer you're on? Somebody should post a picture of themselves looking angry and pointing with a caption about that person, then you should leave that picture on the screen as you go to the bathroom and see if they notice. Of course, said picture should fill the whole screen.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

absolutely not. granted, i've never gone in going RRRRRAAAAARRRRR and throwing beer all over myself, but i yam who i yam and that's about it.

cool, i'm glad doing that still results in employment for ya, cuz it sure as hell wouldn't for me

i'm pretty much the king of b.s. when it comes to smooth-talking interviewers, bosses, girlfriends' parents, etc.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I've only ever had two jobs and I never had to interview. I'll have to have interviews for getting into graduate school and the Japanese J.E.T. program and I'm already nervous about them.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Japanese J.E.T. program

have you read that "i am a japanese school teacher" thing?

 

[NAD]

hahaha KANCHO!!!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahaha KANCHO!!!

ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAAAAIIIIINNN!!!!!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Yeah, I read that.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I was once called a chauvinist by my 6th grade teacher. She was hot.

I got kicked out of my 9th Grade Spanish class for sexually harassing the teacher. All I did was write an essay addressed to the teacher that included the line. "sus ojos son como dos uvas"