Picky bums are the worst. I'll help a bloke out aslong as he approaches me in a humble manner and I'm in pleasant spirits. But fuck! Some of thes ebastards just want to take you for every dime you can spare. A couple stories.
3 years ago I'm helping my chum wash his car. This mojado comes up to me and says "Tu tienes cambio? Yo tengo hambre"? I'm like sure friend, I'll go buy you a hamburger. I walk him a block down to Tommy's Burgers and buy him a chili cheeseburger. Well the ass has the audacity to say "Can I get a combo?" Fucker wants fries and a 42 oz fucking coke. I being the fucking paragon of virtue that I am, buy him his combo. I see him there one month later. Bastid hits me up for a burger...Sorry mate, not this time.
Next story. Some coonervillian in Pasadena goes up to me and says "Hey man I jus got out of da pen. Bin in der for 8 years, yo got any cash for a cot at da YMCA?" I give this shackleless servant 7 dinards. You'de expect him to be satisfied? Nope! "Yo man do yo have 3 mo dollars?" I somehow scrounge up 3 bucks and give it to him. 20 secs pass and this other nubian esque entity asks me for some change. Upon overhearing this...the first Simian turns around and gives nubian 2 a tongue lashing of biblical proportions. "Yo man why yo up in here taking my spot?" The first bonobo native then walks away with 10 dollars in tow. I started talking to lemur #2 and ask him if he's seen that bloke here before, he says he has from time to time. Total bs "I just got out of prison story", plus the fucks who get released from prison always get a little money from the state to support themselves for the first week. But eh I felt like giving that day...Shame on me.
Other story that pisses me off. I'm driving down the freeway off ramp. Some Moonshine faced fuck has his "i'm homeless spare change sign out". I scramble through my car change holder and get him 75 cents. Upon giving it to him I am thanked by the sentenced "Hey instead of fucking around with that, you could of bought my boxing gloves, I got brand new gloves for sale, pull your car over".
Fucking eh!
