wanna here somthing fucked up?

[serial killer]

I threw a party last weekend for labor day. and after every one left I realized that my cd case with all my cds in it was GONE. and my hella awsome cd player was swiped too. I called everyone that was there that day and nobody knows nothing about it. and what really pisses me off is that I had some rare ass cds in there. so I'm music less for awhile I hope I find it but in all reality I doubt it. so that seals it I'm never inviting a bunch of people to pad ever again!!!!!!!!

 

[GreatPhoenix]

Go after all your friends with a gun or a blade and threaten to cut their most precious organ off until they tell you what you need to know.

 

[stormy]

that really is fucked. Yeah guess it inst surprising thoue sorry man

 

[mousewings]

That's too bad.

Next time, keep track of who you can call your "friends". Also, lock up stuff you want to keep around when people you don't know too well are in your house.

 

[serial killer]

Go after all your friends with a gun or a blade and threaten to cut their most precious organ off until they tell you what you need to know.

I like the way you think. when I catch the guy that did it I will beat him to death

 

[BasilisK]

Here's how to handle this:

1. Do whatever you need to do to find out which guy did it.
2. Gather a couple buddies to help get back at him.
3. You three grab him and toss him in the trunk of his car.
4. Tell him through the trunk door that your going to park his car on the train tracks and watch him die for fucking with you. Sound very serious and act like you're crazy and pissed enough to really do it.
5. Drive his car down to the tracks, then park it off to the side NEXT to the tracks.
6. At this point you can do some more talking and scare him some more now that he knows you're there.
7. Kick back and wait for the train to come by. He's in the trunk and can't see, but he can hear it coming towards him even though it's not actually on the tracks.
8. (optional for added effect) You or one of your buddies head down the direction the train is coming from, and see if they can signal the conductor to lay into the train whistle so the thief can hear it.
9. Once the train passes, pop the trunk open, point and laugh as he's probably in tears and laying in a pool of his own feces (this is why you use HIS car).

You probably won't hear from this person again.

 

[IconOfSin]

I like the way you think. when I catch the guy that did it I will beat him to death

well you are the "serial killer"
so go for it

 

[Falconspirit]

@Basilik, this is very creative, I like the way you think mate
but lets hope if he does this, the guy doesn't get back at him, you know for revenge.

 

[Lord SteveO]

If there were a train line near here i could get to there's a few "friends" of mine who could do with that treatment!

 

[Alwin]

tell all the ppl at the party you are willing to PAY in order to get your cd's back, then when someone bites make sure you get your cd's and beat him/her up bad and take back your money

 

[BasilisK]

I always wanted to try it on a serious enemy (but never really had one "worthy"). That could seriously screw somebody up

 

[Arch]

Good thing I don't live in da LBC.

 

[serial killer]

tell all the ppl at the party you are willing to PAY in order to get your cd's back, then when someone bites make sure you get your cd's and beat him/her up bad and take back your money

tried it, didnt work my cds are probably at a fuckin pawn shop by now

 

[chris-o-fer]

HA HA You got what you deserved for leaving 'em out. DUHHHH.
















j/k that sucks, dude. good luck in your hunt!

 

[Life Sucks]

Here's how to handle this:

1. Do whatever you need to do to find out which guy did it.
2. Gather a couple buddies to help get back at him.
3. You three grab him and toss him in the trunk of his car.
4. Tell him through the trunk door that your going to park his car on the train tracks and watch him die for fucking with you. Sound very serious and act like you're crazy and pissed enough to really do it.
5. Drive his car down to the tracks, then park it off to the side NEXT to the tracks.
6. At this point you can do some more talking and scare him some more now that he knows you're there.
7. Kick back and wait for the train to come by. He's in the trunk and can't see, but he can hear it coming towards him even though it's not actually on the tracks.
8. (optional for added effect) You or one of your buddies head down the direction the train is coming from, and see if they can signal the conductor to lay into the train whistle so the thief can hear it.
9. Once the train passes, pop the trunk open, point and laugh as he's probably in tears and laying in a pool of his own feces (this is why you use HIS car).

You probably won't hear from this person again.

Fuckin \m/! Very creative. How the hell did you manage to think that up?

 

[BasilisK]

Fuckin \m/! Very creative. How the hell did you manage to think that up?

Not quite sure, I've had that one stored away for years. I imagine it was probably a combination of boredom and being pissed off at someone at the time, and wanted to think up something more elaborate than a standard ass-kicking that could REALLY fuck someone up

 

[Aecliptica]

who throws a party without checking if everything valuablel is stored away

 

[Susie]

nice friends you have, cheeky bastard who ever did that to you

 

[serial killer]

I dont know how but Ill find out who he is and kill him (serious) that trian idea would be good for a prank but I WANT BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BasilisK]

Up to you... I just handle things my own way. The mind is infinitely more powerful than any physical weapon. Hell, it's the most powerful weapon period. You can do some extremely serious harm, and it's the kind of wound that doesn't heal.

This coming from a fucked up mind as it is.... take it for what it's worth.