fucked up dreams
- Thread starter Blitzkrieg
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JonBonJovi
Titilate
I just remembered a couple of things one of my sisters did whilst asleep when she was a kid.
Once she came running down the stairs, opened the front door,turned on the porch light,closed the door and then proceeded to walk upstairs.When asked what was wrong she said" I let the man inside" then kept walking back to bed.
Another time she came out crying...Mum asked here what was wrong..."Amanda and Xena(not my name then but I ain't putting my old name here) took all the chocolate, then Xena threw it all in the rocket ship and took of in the rocket ship" I said no I didn't I am here she cried even more and said "you hid it" and turned around and went back to bed.....I started laughing so hard as did Mum.
Another time she came out in the lounge in her school uniform and asked me how come I'm not going to school.I just said said "I don't want to" she got her school bag of the dining tavle and walked out the door.So funny dad had to chase after her when he stoped laughing....the school was across the road she made it to the gate befor he got to her.
She was always doing stuff in her sleep, so funny as far as I know she still does it as an adult now and then.
Once she came running down the stairs, opened the front door,turned on the porch light,closed the door and then proceeded to walk upstairs.When asked what was wrong she said" I let the man inside" then kept walking back to bed.
Another time she came out crying...Mum asked here what was wrong..."Amanda and Xena(not my name then but I ain't putting my old name here) took all the chocolate, then Xena threw it all in the rocket ship and took of in the rocket ship" I said no I didn't I am here she cried even more and said "you hid it" and turned around and went back to bed.....I started laughing so hard as did Mum.
Another time she came out in the lounge in her school uniform and asked me how come I'm not going to school.I just said said "I don't want to" she got her school bag of the dining tavle and walked out the door.So funny dad had to chase after her when he stoped laughing....the school was across the road she made it to the gate befor he got to her.
She was always doing stuff in her sleep, so funny as far as I know she still does it as an adult now and then.
KoichCPA
Banned
Cooperman
...to the rescue!!!
I used to have this recurring nightmare when I was little about falling into the pond at my old house in England and as soon as I fell in the surface of the water became hard and I became trapped in there. I couldn't swim back then and was really scared of the water hehe.
It's similar to the scene from that spin-off Ewok movie... does anyone remember that? I remember seeing it years ago... like back in the mid 80's... but they never rerun it on TV.
It's similar to the scene from that spin-off Ewok movie... does anyone remember that? I remember seeing it years ago... like back in the mid 80's... but they never rerun it on TV.
KoichCPA
Banned
Mark said:
That happens alot, the bad thing about is they ussually wake up screaming out "FUCK, NOW I GOTTA WASH MY SHEETS"
Shannow
Stunt Plough Rider
My Dad must have had some wicked dreams.
When we lived in Adelaide, my Grandmother was staying. So Nan and my sister shared Mum and Dad's bed, while Mum and Dad had my sister's single bed. (Dad sleeps naked).
One night at about 3AM, Nan hears the front door open, and gets up to see what's going on.
Dad is standing out in the front yard starkers, watering the garden with a hose. Satisfied that it's watered, he wanders back inside, and hops into bed with my Nan and sister.
When we lived in Adelaide, my Grandmother was staying. So Nan and my sister shared Mum and Dad's bed, while Mum and Dad had my sister's single bed. (Dad sleeps naked).
One night at about 3AM, Nan hears the front door open, and gets up to see what's going on.
Dad is standing out in the front yard starkers, watering the garden with a hose. Satisfied that it's watered, he wanders back inside, and hops into bed with my Nan and sister.
Oi! I was going to go to The Haunted but I didn't have any money at the time. I wanted to go to both 'Deth and Priest but was a couple of months off of 18 around the time they were both on. I am still sour about that.Cooperman said:Blitzy... this will be the 6th time I've come over for a gig... and the 9th time in total in 3 years and you've never come down once... oh oh oh... there's a word on the tip of my tongue I just can't get out... P... P... PIKER!!!!!!
My brother has the 2 Ewok movies on DVDR. He is a big Star Wars fan and got them off of ebay. It is weird they don't replay stuff like that.
Devilishly cute
New Metal Member
Mark
Not blessed, or merciful
I once had a dream where I was ambushed by a herd of sheep, who all piled on top of me, and then one began anally raping me.
I woke up wrapped tight in my doonah with my finger up my arse.
Analysis?
I woke up wrapped tight in my doonah with my finger up my arse.
Analysis?
Shannow
Stunt Plough Rider
Were you the captain of a boat somewhere in the Middle East that wasnt allowed to stop at any ports Mark?
Shannow
Stunt Plough Rider
JonBonJovi
Titilate
Lord Tim
That guy from LORD
Devilishly cute said:
Man, were you watching the New Zealand porn channel before you went to bed or what?! HAHA!Mark said:
Last night I had a dream that I won the 4 disc version of 'Soundtrack To The Apocalypse', and I was annoyed it wasn't the 5 disc version. 
