Want a bartender? One that's blonde? And hot? And does what you tell her?

[Hell Mike]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm WOOOO!!

 

[NAD]

omg this is at least a million times better than Subservient Chicken.

EDIT: She responded to "take off your shirt, wench." She really IS a bartender!

 

[J.]

that is cool

 

[NAD]

"kiss" unlocks super hot lesbianic movements.

Exactly what part of "take off your shoes" makes her bend over I don't know, but I'm okay with it.

Apparently this is not an Italian bar because she looked at me confused when I said "bring me some pasta."

 

[J.]

she won't "show me pussy" or "show tits"

is there some magic word that makes her take her bra off?

and she look at me like an idiot when I said "nipple"

 

[Hell Mike]

One Inch Penis: SCARY!!!!1 I also tried Take off your shoes WITHOUT SEEING THIS!!11 and it's just slow if you wait too long between orders

 

[NAD]

Use "boobs" instead of tits. Proof that chicks really do hate that word.

I told her to "shave your head" and she patted her head while rubbing her stomach.

Then I asked her to "wash my balls" and she kicked some dude in the crotch, haha.

 

[J.]

haha, say "headbang"

 

[Nate The Great]

She didn't know what to do when I told her to "piss on the floor".

 

[NAD]

One Inch Penis: SCARY!!!!1 I also tried Take off your shoes WITHOUT SEEING THIS!!11 and it's just slow if you wait too long between orders

Do you have a foot fetish? I don't, it just felt right to get them feets naked I guess.

 

[NAD]

She didn't know what to do when I told her to "piss on the floor".

Winnar!

 

[J.]

apparently she doesn't like "doggy style", or "suck dick" or "blowjob"

 

[J.]

i said "strip" and some fag came in and blocked the shot. what kind of prude game is this?

 

[MFJ]

type in ass. now.

 

[Demonspell]

I asked her to pour beer on her shirt and she took her top off instead. Then I asked her to show some bush, she didn't get that far but did reveal her panties. This sort of rules.

 

[MFJ]

hahahahahhahahaha @ "be funny"

 

[MFJ]

im hoping very much that there is a keyword to get some jugs.

"nuts"

 

[J.]

"fight"

 

[Nico]

"Do my laundry" doesnt work.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"swallow my cum"

she said no