Wanted: Female

WANTED:

1. House of my own in a secluded area with lots of trees

2. Widescreen TV with a digital set-top box

3. Outrageously well paid writing career to help me finance it all

Companionship? Pish posh! I have first hand experience of what a bastard I am to live with and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

W

PS: Goths rule. They might be a bit intense sometimes, but they read all the same books I do :).
 
This thread reminds me of a sketch on The Sketch Show last night hahaha! Those 2 people in the restaurant and the girl is like "Your ad certainly stood out" then she read it haha...

Lazy bugger looking for a woman for friendship, and maybe more... including cleaning, ironic, cooking.... Looks don't have to be anything special but I don't want people sniggering when we go out :lol:

And then he's like "It was mum's idea, she said you need a woman in your life! I'll cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean your room, but you can't stick your finger in my bum!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
How could anyone even think of watching All Saints when The Bill's on? :eek:

Tuesday night'll be very busy for me when the ratings season starts again. CSI, The Bill and Charmed all on the same night.

I have to start taping Buffy and Angel next year too. Dear God, will the madness never end?

W
 
I had a few problems last night with TV. At 8:30 Raw was on Fox Sports, and Just Shoot Me was on TV1, and there was a documentary on the History Channel about Hillary and Tenzing, and then at 9:30 there was a show about finding Atlantis on the Discovery Channel, as well as one about this woman's body being found after she died hundreds of years ago on National Geographic.

I watched a bit of CSI the other week but couldn't get into it. Tonight is tough too because Breakdown is on Nine (great movie!) but I only recently discovered that the brilliant Vincent D'Onofrio is on Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and so I want to watch that... hmm. So I suppose I should just start taping channel 10 at 8:30 because I'll want to watch The Panel as well.

Ah, the lifestyles of the unemployed. :)
 
No way is The Sketch Show better than Charmed! I like it, but you just can't beat a show that has Alyssa Milano bouncing around in such skimpy oufits ;).

"Tonight you're all I wanna own. Disconnect my telephone and SHOOT YA..."

And so on. Trent or Spawny can finish the quote if they feel so inclined :).

W
 
Hahahahahaha yeah the short ones are great!

I loved the dude with the specific greeting cards too hahaha! The mix of get well soon and raunchy card hahaha.

"Sorry to hear that you blah blah blah blah blah, I hope you get well soon... *Opens card to inside part* But hey, it won't be the first time you lie on your back in a bed while somebody pokes around inside you" :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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