I WARRRRRRNNNED YOU! BWAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
No, seriously. This is truly horrifying....!
Shit.
Jurched
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I WARRRRRRNNNED YOU! BWAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
No, seriously. This is truly horrifying....!
Shit.
Jurched
Flavio CotM
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Alteredmindeath
Wasteland Survivor
Evil Dead
Hail to the King baby
Bleearg
Hey Gordy!
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a
country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in
front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but
couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in
the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour
later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was
holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was
smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What
happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver
replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar , his wife gave
me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me!" "My God, what did you tell
them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just
stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The
rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in
front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but
couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in
the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour
later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was
holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was
smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What
happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver
replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar , his wife gave
me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me!" "My God, what did you tell
them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just
stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The
rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Dr Demented
Psychosomaticaddictinsane
CesspoolOfSkulls
Cesspool Of NOT!
That is without a DOUBT, the UGLIEST Bull-Dyke I have EVER Seen. I think it's hilarious how all the queers are voting for her.. And she doesn't give a rat's dirty ball sack about any of them..
