Warning: You are now at gunpoint...

[Resonator]

If you were held at gunpoint, knowing this guy will pull the trigger, hands bound and knees broken, what would your last words/actions be?

For me:

Looking up into the gunman's eyes, I say "See you soon,"

 

[Sad Madrigal]

I'd say:
"THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *gasp* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
And then Satan would destroy the guy.

 

[puke bucket]

id tell him to be a man about things and slice my throat open instead. Once he did, hopefully Id have the ability to spit my blood in his face and be able to tell him he now has aids. Though, Im pretty sure Id be lying, I bet it would scare the shit out of him, maybe even give him nightmares.

 

[hexwind]

What goes around come back around. and give him my forums/emails and msn passwords and tell him to be a gentleman and spread the news for those who can't hear about my death anyhow

 

[cuntface]

If you were held at gunpoint, knowing this guy will pull the trigger, hands bound and knees broken, what would your last words/actions be?

For me:

Looking up into the gunman's eyes, I say "See you soon,"

why would you see him soon? Please talk about your world of nonsense

 

[Hox]

I wouldn't say shit, because I would destroy him with my satanic black magic before he pulled the trigger.

 

[Braighs]

I'd be like that knight in Monty Python and the holy grail. I'd try to bite him to death.

 

[Wander]

"Dude, what the hell?"

 

[Alteredmindeath]

i would say "DO IT PUSSY"

 

[Resonator]

why would you see him soon? Please talk about your world of nonsense

Same reason you had to ask. Always leave a question open to keep them guessing, and haunt them while I'm dead

 

[biggsy]

id say 'i hope they dont discuss this at um seeing as its so amazingly off topic'

 

[Nasty-Fire]

I'd say

"NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE PLEASE PLEASE DUDE DON'T DO THAT THINK AGAIN PLEASE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND HUH WELL I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER GOOD REASONS FOR YOU TO NOT KILL ME BUT JUST DON'T PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAA HELL WHY ALREADY ARE YOU WANTING TO KILL THERE'S NO FUCKING REASON JUST DON'T IT DUDE IT'S USELESS TO MURDER ME OK? SO RELAX!!!"

and then I'd say

"HUH!" 'cause I'd be dead and when you die you say
"HUH!" it has been proven in James Bond movies. Interesting shit thread by the way.

 

[BloodSword]

I'd plead and beg for my life, just like everyone on here would do, if they ever had a gun pointed at them and they were about to die. Unless their kidding, no one would say any of these things mentioned above. So, I take it, no one on the Opeth board has ever come close to dying in this way huh?

 

[Nasty-Fire]

Obviously.

 

[Arasmas]

This thread is OFF TOPIC. Could a mod please delete it? Thank you.

 

[BRI]

I'd probably say: "Wow, what a coincidence. This was brought up in some shitty thread I read on the Opeth forum."

 

[MoonlightOrchid]

Do a barrel roll

 

[Holocaust on the Moon]

I would attempt to cock slap him.

 

[Nasty-Fire]

I'd point my gun back at him and we'd be very confused.

 

[ozric]

I would attempt to cock slap him.

either you have the world's biggest shlong and the reflexes of clint eastwood, or the murderer is a midget and you already had 'IT' out... sounds a bit suss to me.

i'd say: "wait, just one last bat"