Warrel's most insane/sick vocal performance

Karen won't buy anything ice crystals touch! Except that chicken doesn't last long when not frozen :/
 
I'll find it, look at the packaging and will make a decision... sometimes the ingridients can be good and without too many preservatives and shit
and then I'll buy it for days I don't feel like cooking.
Plus, Trader Joe's Frozen chicken is prolly 10 times better than the avarage chicken anyways ;)
 
someone should change the topic title to "totally unrelated off-topic crap posts, part 934", and change the rest of the topics similarly, but adjusting the number.
 
I asked jesus how he felt about your comment since I have him chained in my closet, he says "Oh fuck you." I assume that was to me.
 
I think he just knows fuck you. Late nights sitting in David's closet provides enough training in those 2 words.

You should take him for a walk though, he sounds grumpy.
 
He's been walking the earth for a few decades, he speaks decent English. I caught him after 9/11, since I heard the phrase "Everyone was hiding Jesus under their beds" looked, and there he was. I chained him in the closet so I can keep an eye on him.

And, last time I let him out he went to Texas and screwed several of Samantha's co-workers. He's a shifty bastard.
 
No one ever talks about "The Lotus Eaters", and now to get back on topic... i could go for a Bacon Cheddar Ranch Burger right about now. to me, it's like having the burger, with a weak salad. yum yum!
 
No one ever talks about "The Lotus Eaters", and now to get back on topic... i could go for a Bacon Cheddar Ranch Burger right about now. to me, it's like having the burger, with a weak salad. yum yum!

I could go for a heart-attack too.
 
I'm having lamb shawarma on a lafa, with salad, tehini and some merlot. This owns almost all other possible meals.